Alpkit Filo jacket in pedestrian Black - I'm not brave enough for yellow!
I ended up getting one in Chili because they didn't have yellow in my size (XXL just right) and my wife thinks that red will look less tramp like when I have covered it in sheep shit, beer, vomit etc (she only has my 15 year old bright orange Rab reject to compare it to).
Also, a 24" monitor so I can watch
pr0n myself films about wildlife in glorious HD as well as see what the fuck I am doing when editing videos. Many thanks to all the in laws and outlaws for their help in contributing to this
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I got 3 new hats - one that my mother-in-law's toy boy didn't want and one that my sister has embellished with a logo of a pint of lager and a starfish - the other one is is red.
I also got a multi-pack of M&S socks (I asked for S&M clothes). On the packaging it says that these socks are worn by Pentathlon Team GB and that they contain silver which kills germs and shit. In my book that trumps Accapi's claims. My feet already feel like they could out run Christopher Reeve (I mean before he actually died, obviously).
I got my usual Years Best Sci Fi Collection edited by Gardner Dozois, of course.
Also got some poetry, an electric toothbrush and a beard trimmer.
Best of all has been seeing my pregnant wife (who does not enjoy being pregnant at all) getting more and more joy from each present I gave her. YYFY!