[Dutch]

My wife's a copper in sheffield and she's had a couple a bouldering mats and a jacket handed in to the police station.  PM me with some descriptions if you've had them nicked or lost them somewhere.

[robertostallioni]

Does she "wear" the uniform for you? 

[Andy B]

The bouldering mats are full of foam. Two different densities. They have webbing straps for carrying them. The jacket's full of feathers. If the jacket is not full of feathers then it must be someone Else's. But the mats are definitely mine.

[Dutch]

With such a technical description they must certainly be yours Banksy!! If they aren't claimed at some point in the next year i'll be sure to holler your way so you can fill your newly refurbished house full of old climbing stuff- Jimmy will be pleased

Does she "wear" the uniform for you? 

Unfortunately she "works" the streets wearing it on a friday and saturday night.

[Andy B]

With such a technical description they must certainly be yours Banksy!! If they aren't claimed at some point in the next year i'll be sure to holler your way so you can fill your newly refurbished house full of old climbing stuff- Jimmy will be pleased

Sorry. Was my description not detailed enough? I shall expand to specifics: The outers are made of a heavy duty canvas material and the colour scheme includes an element of black. The buckles are metal, or black plastic, one of the two anyway, and both pads have a branded logo on them. Sorted. Check with Clare regarding reasonable doubt, and call me to arrange delivery.

[dave]

made of a heavy duty canvas material

I didn't realise you were packing WWII army surplus bouldering mats.

[Andy B]

"...We'll fight them on the beaches, we'll fight them in Le Foret..."

[Dutch]

I'll fight you in Le foret- just make sure it's at the end of the week when your elbows are screaming and i'm pissed from not doing something!

[Nigel]

Before you get carried away, I know someone who has had two pads go missing. I'll PM you Dutch and if they sound like his I'll let him know.