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#125 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
January 04, 2011, 08:20:36 pm
once theyve zipped these disabled punters down into the valley bottom, how do they plan to get them out? Rough as owt down there.

A massive catapualt.  They'll catch them in a big net and lower them and their wheelchairs back down to a jolly afternoon tea with crumpets and honey.

Personally I think that this is a crap idea as the clay pidgeon shooting chavs may think they're on the ultiamte Daily Mail fantasy day out and start blasting the disabled out of the sky.

Maybe white water rafting down the stream?

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#126 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
January 04, 2011, 11:53:02 pm
once theyve zipped these disabled punters down into the valley bottom, how do they plan to get them out? Rough as owt down there.

Their mates will haul them back up hand over hand using a second rope - have you seen the guns on some of those guys in wheelchairs  :bow:

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#127 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
January 05, 2011, 12:05:13 am
Big-gunned wheelchair user in post-zipwire steam letting shocker.


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#128 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
January 05, 2011, 09:54:24 pm
how to make ukb look acceptable to the disabled

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#129 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
January 05, 2011, 10:01:28 pm
LIKE THIS

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#130 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
January 06, 2011, 04:23:01 pm
how to make ukb look acceptable to the disabled

Don't you mean "them people"?


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#131 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
January 11, 2011, 02:25:58 pm
Hate to be contrary and all, but this seems faily genuine to me (specifically targetted at disabled use... they use ziplines elsewhere for the more able bodied). As climbers we would be crazy to claim exclusivity to areas of our national parks and as a rope constructed temproary system for occasional use and specifically avoiding paths, problems and routes and not used during ground bird breeding season, I really don't see what the major problem is (even though I agree there may be better less controvercial places to site it).

I also don't see anything wrong with a company talking about libellous statements if it's linked to posters suggest they "do not know what we are doing and are going to kill somebody" (I couldn't find these posts though).

The plantation rubbish point they make is a serious issue and is not the only place in the peak where people go and party without packing out their crap.

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#132 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 12:01:49 pm
At the Peak BMC area meet last night it was disclosed that the application for Burbage Zip Wire had been declined and that objections from the climbing community had a significant influence in this decision.

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#133 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 12:10:13 pm
Fucking 'A'   :bounce:

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#134 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 12:15:40 pm
...what snoops said, whatever it means!  :thumbsup:

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#135 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 12:17:40 pm
...what snoops said, whatever it means!  :thumbsup:


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#136 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 12:48:45 pm
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it was disclosed that the application for Burbage Zip Wire had been declined

I thought it was 'is likely to be declined'?

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#137 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 01:11:03 pm
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it was disclosed that the application for Burbage Zip Wire had been declined

I thought it was 'is likely to be declined'?

One of us misheard then. Hope it was you.

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#138 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 01:26:07 pm
you both misheard...

it was 'is very likely to be declined'

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#139 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 03, 2011, 01:34:23 pm
I heard likely as well.

Thanks for the fab UKB turnout btw... make one proper proud.

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#140 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 09, 2011, 10:07:02 pm
its definately not been declined as i spoke to the person today who is wanting to operate it ;)

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#141 Re: issue: Burbage Valley Zip Wire
February 09, 2011, 11:02:11 pm
Likely to be declined is what was said at the meeting.

 

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