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Dream holds?
November 02, 2010, 10:03:15 pm
Any one used these? McCloud says there the clostest to the real thing..look like they could be a finger shreadder :o?

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#1 Re: Dream holds?
November 02, 2010, 10:15:03 pm
all these gritstone style, replicating the texture of rough rock, sticking a damn pebble in your palm holds are all well and good for adding a bit of fun but they're grim for repeated use.

Add to that I think that nobody has pushed holds past what Pusher were doing a reasonable amount of time ago.

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#2 Re: Dream holds?
November 02, 2010, 10:41:56 pm
i think a few walls have tested them and decided inevitably they are too harsh to train on.

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#3 Re: Dream holds?
November 03, 2010, 08:18:16 am
They are Dream holds if you're the kind of person who dreams of regularly having your hands raped

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#4 Re: Dream holds?
November 03, 2010, 10:40:10 am
Think I would rather shit the bed than have a dream like that.... :oops:

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#5 Re: Dream holds?
November 03, 2010, 10:56:09 am
I think they're great for specific training, i.e. having to think about how to hold them in the best way as they are very irregular in shape and it takes a bit of thought to get the fingers in the optimal position. However, for repeated daily use they will rape your skin. They also get polished very quickly.

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#6 Re: Dream holds?
November 03, 2010, 11:29:09 am
I think they're great for specific training raping your hands, i.e. having to think about how to hold them in the best way as they are very irregular rapey in shape and it takes a bit of thought to get the fingers in the optimal least rapey position. However, for repeated daily use they will rape your skin hands. They also get polished avoided very quickly.

 :agree:

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#7 Re: Dream holds?
November 03, 2010, 11:52:44 am
 :o

I can think of little worse for the skin than slapping these:
http://www.extreme-dream.com/dream-climbing-holds/skye-gabbro

I once stood on a belay on the Sron and leant against a palm laid flat on the rock. It hurt. There were crystals piercing my skin.

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#8 Re: Dream holds?
November 03, 2010, 12:23:13 pm
It hurt. There were crystals piercing my skin.

Diddums.

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#9 Re: Dream holds?
November 03, 2010, 12:32:10 pm
 :'(
I can't help the soft Cheshire hands.

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#10 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 10:24:43 am
These look interesting: http://www.extreme-dream.com/dream-climbing-holds/dumby-basalt

Certainly lowers the rape factor.

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#11 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 12:28:40 pm
These look interesting: http://www.extreme-dream.com/dream-climbing-holds/dumby-basalt

Certainly lowers the rape factor.

Thev'e got these at Craggy Island - got polished so quickly as to be pointless...

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#12 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 12:41:19 pm
These look interesting: http://www.extreme-dream.com/dream-climbing-holds/dumby-basalt

Certainly lowers the rape factor.

You're shitting me.

These are the ones that they have at Alien2 and they are the tweakiest holds ever made (by people)

Oh, and they're not unbreakable, despite the wild claims.

I guess if you like "novelty" holds, then they are quite possibly what you are looking for, unless you would rather give mock rock your business.


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#13 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 01:02:54 pm
I thought the debate was over, and the Core standard range had won?  :whistle:

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#14 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 01:05:49 pm
I thought the debate was over, and the Core standard range had won?  :whistle:

had won what, most rapey, least rapey most novelty  :shrug:

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#15 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 01:23:24 pm
Subjective "best"

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#16 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 01:31:51 pm
I'd award them the least rapey prize, and also the least novelty prize. Interesting shapes they aint, but if I wanted to see interesting shapes I'll go to a nu-rave gig and laugh at the glowstick goths.

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#17 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 01:40:09 pm
They don't have any core holds at Alien2 yet, but do at the church. They seemed pretty good to me, I found the friction a little funny, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.......... i guess. The shape of the holds was certainly friendly enough.

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#18 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 02:15:50 pm
The Dumby ones are good. Polished, yes, but skin-friendly and got a good feel to them.

The rest are horrendous.

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#19 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 02:22:38 pm
I found the friction a little funny

Just mildly amusing then.

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#20 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 05:34:17 pm
The Dumby ones are good. Polished, yes, but skin-friendly and got a good feel to them.

You are one hell of a strange bloke  :)

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#21 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 05:38:10 pm
I found the friction a little funny

Just mildly amusing then.

Yeah, falling off unexpectedly is mildly amusing, especially if you punch yourself in the face in the process.

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#22 Re: Dream holds?
November 04, 2010, 06:17:12 pm
I think they're great for specific training raping your hands, i.e. having to think about how to hold them in the best way as they are very irregular rapey in shape and it takes a bit of thought to get the fingers in the optimal least rapey position. However, for repeated daily use they will rape your skin hands. They also get polished avoided very quickly.

 :agree:

Quality! har har har ;D

 

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