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I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 09:33:40 am
Dont get me wrong, I'm as up for seeing Jordans ample chest as well as any other man but Thank christ for never mind the Buzzcocks.

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#1 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 09:54:02 am
Am I the only one who just doesn't find Jordan attractive in the least?

My better half is glued to this and I'd quite like to see how John Lydon gets on with everyone else later in the show, but I'm starting to hate anything to do with "reality" (yeah right!) TV.

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#2 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 10:03:35 am
Jordan is a minger !!

I prefer Kerry to Jordan.

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#3 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 10:05:29 am
to be fair to her, i can think of a lot worse things to look at (the mirror for one). granted she doesn't seem to have the most sparkling personality but she's in a business, some might not like it, but what she does she does quite well.

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#4 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 10:06:42 am
But what exactly does she do?

Is she just a "professional celebrity"?

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#5 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 10:08:18 am
"glamour" (i.e tits and clam) model i'd guess.

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#6 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 10:10:55 am
Yuk, you're prolly right, "page 3" rubbish...

I guess I just don't find plastic tits attractive.

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#7 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 10:11:28 am
Quote from: "Bubba"
But what exactly does she do?

Is she just a "professional celebrity"?


She is fast becoming one of the richest ladies around. What with share portfolios and property. You have to give her credit, she has done very very well for helself, however she may come accross.

I would give her one

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#8 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 27, 2004, 10:12:15 am
i think thats where you and the readers of Max Power/Fast Car will disagree.... :lol:

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#9 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 28, 2004, 12:48:50 pm
i been watching it a bit and i thought jordan was coming across allot better than i thought she would.

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#10 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 28, 2004, 01:19:17 pm
Quote from: "ian h"
i been watching it a bit and i thought jordan was coming across allot better than i thought she would.


She's actually very clever, and like ive said above is good with money!

Hell iam in love  :oops:

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#11 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 28, 2004, 01:24:57 pm
She strikes me as pretty clued up.....just a shame she looks such a mess  :wink:

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#12 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 28, 2004, 02:07:51 pm
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She strikes me as pretty clued up.....just a shame she looks such a mess  :wink:


Jeez dood! She's only human after all.....  just like the rest of us!!!! :roll:

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#13 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 28, 2004, 02:19:21 pm
The rest of us haven't had two footballs surgically implanted into our chests. Not even your man-breasts are that big UG...

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#14 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 28, 2004, 02:22:16 pm
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The rest of us haven't had two footballs surgically implanted into our chests. Not even your man-breasts are that big UG...


True enough bubba! My man-breasts may be small, but they're perfectly formed.... Unlike your saggy old baps.... :wink:

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#15 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 28, 2004, 02:28:05 pm
Maybe it's time for my first implants?  I thought that guy on that plastic surgery program a while back was hilarious - he'd had buttock, calf and bicep implants put in.

He looked a bit of a freak.

Time for a link:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

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#16 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 29, 2004, 12:46:32 am
Back to jordan, I remember her from the pages of fhm or loaded or one of them magazines I used to read, and she was really attractive before she had all that shit done to her. Now she a bit of a minger.
I ain't watched that tv program yet and don't plan to. They're all toss - should be banned with soap opera's and day time tv

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#17 I'm a celebrity get me a career
January 29, 2004, 07:43:59 pm
Quote from: "Bubba"
Am I the only one who just doesn't find Jordan attractive in the least?

My better half is glued to this and I'd quite like to see how John Lydon gets on with everyone else later in the show, but I'm starting to hate anything to do with "reality" (yeah right!) TV.


jordan is a munter, specially with her scalled up braided hair look

fuck the whole show, 'part from john lyndon.. he's awesome

 

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