The winner?
In an attempt to look a bit less dim than I appear to be, I hadn't realised that the comp had already finished at the time I posted my entry. I thought that the actual winning picture on the front page was a sort of "this is our competition, and this is an example of the kind of entry we are expecting" type of thing.
So when I inquired about the winner and was directed to the front page, I saw nothing new, hence my confusion.
I will accept a new rope and an unused pair of lasers as my prize.
Thank you.