[Sloper]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/mid%11life-crisis-reduced-to-the-purchase-of-cycling-equipment-201009303131/

I favour the traditional route except for the affair, I've never been able to afford one.

[butters]

The notion of you driving about in a "small fibreglass sports cars that the man in the shop described as a 'fanny magnet'" is almost as ridiculous as the thought of you having an affair to be honest.



It's a strong look but it isn't going to pull many birds is it... 

[fatkid2000]

Also known as the new golf.

[Percy B]

HARPOON, MR CHRISTIAN!

[butters]

Therein lies the reason he was christened "le grande ventre" on the trip...