[lagerstarfish]

Yes, really.

Unwanted gift. This stuff is a total fucking fanny magnet, but since I'm married I dare not use it.



only had a test squirt out of it




£30+ in the shops, offered to UKB users for a mere £20.

Go on, treat yourself. You'll have the birds throwing themselves at you.

This stuff drives me wild. I'll do anything to please a man who wears Le Male

Lagers may be a fat old bald fucker, but I'd happily have a one night stand with him if he wore this shit. Chris just can't compete with that sort of quality

[lagerstarfish]

I can't believe this hasn't sold yet. Maybe some more "editorial" will help...

Forget about that Accapi Nexus shite; what you want is a jock strap infused with Le Male. It polarises your sperm and thereby coordinates the energy flow from naturally occurring human growth hormones. Any irritation of the scrotum is well worth putting up with when you see how awesomely strong you have become. I was a knackered old has-been until a friend turned me onto the power of JPG training products, now I can burn Malcolm off... in my trainers! 

[Fiend]

Quality thread lagers. But the bottle is bent as fuck. And I'm an old skool Cacharel Pour Homme man.

[BB]

It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. I'm gonna be honest with you, Lagers, it smells like pure gasoline. Still, 60% of the time, it works every time.

[lagerstarfish]

Gentlemen, you now have confirmation that this stuff is too hot for Fiend to handle. Shirley this makes it even more desirable? Wear it and distance yourself even further from the whole painting-little-orcs-and-guzzling-maccy-d's scene.

I myself am a Charal Pour Homme man

[Fiend]

Jean Paul Gaultier Pour Homo more like. Too hot for me to handle, BAH. Cacharel would kick it's ass into next week.

[lagerstarfish]

There's nothing big and clever about kicking the ass of a man who wears a skirt.

[magpie]

I feel now is a good time for me to comment.

This stuff is a total fucking fanny magnet... You'll have the birds throwing themselves at you.

And, I'm fairly sure it's more than £30 in the shops.

[lagerstarfish]

Still no takers. Not even a pissed up Saturday night offer.

I can't believe that there aren't a stack of lonely, love-starved men out there thinking longingly about having another go at starting up yet another relationship with the vain hope that it might last long for them to get laid despite the fact that their weekends and evenings are all taken up with climbing, thinking about climbing, training for climbing and reading about climbing on 'tinterweb. This is just the stuff to help realise that dream.

Come on fellas. Do woman-kind a favour. Splash a bit of the good stuff on.

More info for those of you who aren't bothered about blowing the onsight

First launched in 1995, Le Male is still as wildly popular and as publicly lauded as ever. Although it comes off as flowery, powdery, spicy and sweet, there’s no doubt in mind that Le Male is and will always be a manly-man’s scent. The profusion of herbal wormwood and lavender, mint and orange blossom bring forth images of old fashioned barbershops with its talcum powders, pomades and aftershaves. Apply sparingly.

Blend with the top notes of wormwood, bergamot and cardamom

Heart notes of lavender, orange blossom, cinnamon and cumin

Base notes of wood, musk, amber and vanilla.

[Falling Down]

Time for a new avatar Lagers?

[SA Chris]

I'm just not metrosexual enough for JPG. I'll stick with my Old Spice, or if I'm feeling hip Brut 33

[Fiend]

SA Chris knows class when he sees it.

Bear in mind your supporting sales act, Ms. M. Pie, likes Eau Du Le Teenage Chav by Blue Jeans or whatever the smeg it is. Caveat Emperor etc etc.

[psychomansam]

I'd actually quite like this, but after reading all the above comments, i just want to cry...

 

[lagerstarfish]

It's yours for £20. PM me to arrange pickup - unless all the bollox we've posted has put you off the stuff for life.

[SA Chris]

To be honest I just don't think sir is manly enough. No Offence

[magpie]

I'd actually quite like this, but after reading all the above comments, i just want to cry...

 

Ignore the haterz, they clearly don't want to smell delicious and have women flocking around them. 

[lagerstarfish]

I'm just not metrosexual enough for JPG. I'll stick with my Old Spice, or if I'm feeling hip 33 Export

The Essence of Man


splash it on all over

[SA Chris]

For that authentic tramp smell. Just need to piss your pants and you have the proper combo.