[Fiend]

Self explanatory really.

[Omar15]

hahahaha. I think we all know what the answer here is.

[Nibile]

although in a thread with such a title, the only names to appear should be ben and jerry, it's quite amusing!
on the matter, with my right elbow officially injured, i started yesterday the training for mal'c one armer, with an entire session only dedicated to my left arm.
it'b been great fun and something i should have addressed earlier. better late than never.
ps malc's one armer is light years away.

[i_a_coops]

Omar you can't vote for yourself!

[Paul B]

Big Stevie H, pull-ups, weighted pull-ups, one-armers. 9a!

[Fiend]

Yes but he actually goes climbing too...

[marty]

Yes but he actually goes climbing too...

SH doesnt count on account he actually climbs routes ... outside..... on rock.

[GCW]

I think you are forgetting the man with the vein of ulimate power.

[Paul B]

I think you are forgetting the man with the vein of ulimate power.

and his post count is what exactly?

[GCW]

I seem to have missed that sub-clause.  Please show it to me.   

[Paul B]

I seem to have missed that sub-clause.  Please show it to me.   

UKB pioneers of power

Self explanatory really.

Not to GCW he obviously needs a HV40 to translate it for him.

[GCW]

UKB= UK Bouldering, non?   

Don't talk to me about HV20s at present, fucking LCD fuckity fuck etc

[Stubbs]

True power is found in lead figures covered in acrylic paint.

[BB]

IIRC, it's not acrylic, it's water based.

Suck on my Las cannon chaos scum.

[JamesD]

I think I should go on this list, even if it's only because that at 105kg (16 stone 7 in old money); the fact that I can actually defy the laws of physics by climbing and leaving the ground is a feat in itself.

[Jaspersharpe]

 

Is that twice as heavy as you Paul? 

[Paul B]

I'm about 55kg at the minute but yeah I've been half James' weight (as an adult)...

[JamesD]

Haha, my girlfriend isn't even that light and she is far from a big girl (10/12)!

Mind you she is pretty tall for a girl, 5"9-5"10 I think, but her sister is the same height as me lol, 6" 1/ 6"2 !

[SA Chris]

Haha, my girlfriend isn't even that light and she is far from a big girl (10/12)

Surely you must know how old she is? Is it 10 or 12?

[Nibile]

grande james! 105 is alot! keep the psyche and you will appear here!!!http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,14960.0.html

[JamesD]

Haha, my girlfriend isn't even that light and she is far from a big girl (10/12)

Surely you must know how old she is? Is it 10 or 12?

She is 25 you sick fucker lol, actually that sounds like something she would say, sometimes I feel like it's a competition, one of us lowers the tone, the other one descends to a whole new level, other person is disgusted by choice of humour, awkward childish silence/sn**ger for a few minutes....and repeat 

[Paul B]

I have been warned by Nat that it ISN'T acceptable for me to be lighter than her. She came back from the trip @ 45kg 

[BB]

 

I daresay I could muster up 45kg worth of trad gear!

[JamesD]

I have been warned by Nat that it ISN'T acceptable for me to be lighter than her. She came back from the trip @ 45kg 

Haha I can't see that ever happening to me somehow, even when I was verging on looking like an anorexic after coming out of hospital years back, I still weighed in at 14 and a half stone.
By the way Paul, had a look at your flickr recently mate, looking good!
You've really improved a lot, well done, keep going!

[dm]

I'm about 55kg at the minute but yeah I've been half James' weight (as an adult)...

Dear god, someone get that man some pain au chocolat AUX ALMONDES.