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#300 Re: Ondrawad
March 30, 2011, 02:34:04 pm
I wonder why I bother. I think thats me, over and out.

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#301 Re: Ondrawad
March 30, 2011, 02:49:09 pm
I wonder why I bother.

 :lol: Yeah that's what I thought when I read it. You were  :wall: :wall: :wall:

You can't educate pork.

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#302 Re: Ondrawad
March 30, 2011, 02:55:36 pm
Thought this was amusing though...

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> Given that Adam Ondra spends most the time with his shirt off, how come he's so pasty?

A) he climbs everything so quickly that the amount of time he spends topless is minimal.
B) All the routes he climbs are so overhanging the sun doesn't hit them.
C) He's a ghost... he doesn't actually climb the routes, he flies up them screaming as he goes.

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#303 Re: Ondrawad
March 30, 2011, 02:59:35 pm
Really?  :tumble:

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#304 Re: Ondrawad
March 30, 2011, 03:14:40 pm
Smilies are now thumbsup and 2thumbsup.

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#305 Re: Ondrawad
April 02, 2011, 07:58:50 pm
Haha! Oops.
 ":google:can be used as a dictionary as well as a search engine"
Wonderful :D Thanks guys.

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#306 Re: Ondrawad
April 13, 2011, 09:00:19 pm
First(?) Ascent of Chillam Ballam according to Bjorn on the other side. 4 attempts, fine machine:
http://www.ukclimbing.com/news/item.php?id=61640

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#307 Re: Ondrawad
April 13, 2011, 09:17:00 pm
 :bow: :bow: :bow:

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#308 Re: Ondrawad
April 13, 2011, 09:28:20 pm
 :jaw: :ohmy: :clap2:

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#309 Re: Ondrawad
April 13, 2011, 09:50:38 pm
wowza...
Just completely stunning...

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#310 Re: Ondrawad
April 13, 2011, 09:51:20 pm
All hail the mighty ondrawad  :bow:

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#311 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 08:48:48 am
Just amazing.

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#312 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 08:59:12 am
Awesome.

Is this Barnabe bloke a bit of a Richard Simpson type then?

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#313 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 09:02:23 am
If you mean an extremely talented climber, many of whose ascents are shrouded in controversy.......... then yes.

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#314 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 09:09:03 am
That's what I meant.

If I had meant bonkers fantasist who could never get close to doing it I would have said Si O'Connor type.

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#315 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 09:20:45 am

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#316 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 09:28:38 am
The Ondrawad rules!   :bow: :bow: :bow:

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#317 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 09:36:57 am
It's not all about the climbing. I think he's just on a mission to make me feel inadequate, expect a super-model girlfriend next.

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#318 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 10:25:44 am
He's only done that to get his weight down even further.

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#319 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 10:34:11 am
If I act as donee of his bone marrow, will I acquire some of his powers?
 :alien:

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#320 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 11:03:06 am

No route is safe. That is seriously impressive. :2thumbsup:

I can't bring myself to go and see the news reports over at 8a.nu. I imagine there's a certain amount of gushing going on.

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#321 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 12:08:06 pm
Is this not the route that had bolt on holds on one section?  Does anyone know if Ondra used these?

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#322 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 12:11:18 pm
I bet he made it look piss.Mawson told me something that put that mind con :thumbsdown:trol onsight footage into perspective.while he was working Humildes pas case the 8b+ that shares the same start Dave graham,one of the best climbers of the last 10 years was working mind control and having a really hard time.he was struggling to get between the bolts.the gulf is gettng massive! Id like to see ondra do akira.it might be a bit shit looking but its one of the last unknowns.

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#323 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 12:27:44 pm
Is this not the route that had bolt on holds on one section?  Does anyone know if Ondra used these?

No that was Orujo 9a+ at Archidona (?).

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#324 Re: Ondrawad
April 14, 2011, 12:39:52 pm
Ukc article now updated with an interview from Ondra, normal 9b apparently, maybe soft....

 

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