[magpie]

What annoys me is the fact that she made a name for herself as a plus sized model, and looked great doing so, but now she looks like every other bobble head in the media while banging on about how much she loves food, just clearly not enough to keep her off the diet, eh? 

[slackline]

I saw her on Jonathan Ross a little while back and she was so annoying I had to leave the room.

Should have just turned the TV off, then you wouldn't have had to have endured that twat Ross too  (not always easy when partners want to watch things though)

[Jaspersharpe]

Slackers sometimes you sound like........

 

[slackline]

Slackers sometimes you sound like........

 

 

[Jaspersharpe]

Of course, he's your hero. I should have realised!

[Jim]

you lot really are a bunch of heat magazine reading losers

[Fiend]

What annoys me is the fact that she made a name for herself as a plus sized model, and looked great doing so, but now she looks like every other bobble head in the media while banging on about how much she loves food, just clearly not enough to keep her off the diet, eh? 

Good point well made.

The whole concept of "plus size model" is incredibly offensive, although not nearly as offensive as modelling/fashion itself. God there is some utter fucking shite in the world. I might go bouldering or something soon.

[Drewski Rootbitch]

I can't help imagining them in bed,
laid nose to nose,
whispering all lovey dovey....
and his little legs kicking her knees.

[soapy]

she probably just ties some sashcord around his ankles and pops him up there

[Obi-Wan is lost...]

Jesus you lot are a miserable bunch. True, I used to think she was a bit funny looking, but on this she looks really cute, and yes, she looks a lot better for losing a few pounds (so shoot me). For another thing I can't remember the last time there was a peak time prog on TV with a sound track worth listening too. Some of the recipes didn't look half bad either and she's a lot better looking than Jamie Fucking Oliver. I spent the entire programme feeling hungry and with a grin on my face.  Oh yeah, and she didn't once mention her uber-annoying ivory-tinkling micro-husband.

[butters]

The whole concept of "plus size model" is incredibly offensive, although not nearly as offensive as modelling/fashion itself. God there is some utter fucking shite in the world. I might go bouldering or something soon.

Yep, can see exactly where you are coming from there... 

[slackline]

 

[Fiend]

Bastards. Just you wait. Sharma will be modelling a bright camo hat on his next 9b and then you'll all be sorry.

[Jim]

i'd give her one in both bums, front & back

[Paul B]

I think she's all right apart from when she does that Lady Di style peeking through/under her fringe.

When she's just being straight up then she's fine, but all her little-girl cutesy mannerisms are really annoying. I saw her on Jonathan Ross a little while back and she was so annoying I had to leave the room.

Well I stuck with this series until now (more as its set to record and I haven't got around  to deleting it, but this weeks was a step too far. Bubba hit the nail on the head; if she could cut out all of the 'away with the faries' girly bullshit It'd be quite good.

Some of it is just plain annoying; "Oh how I love flying" "Oh how I love the plane food", of course you do, its like fine dining up there in front. Try it in the back with the cattle.

Has anyone else noticed that for someone presenting a cooking show, she's got crap knife skills?

[lagerstarfish]

Has anyone else noticed that for someone presenting a cooking show, she's got crap knife skills?

I'd still let her handle my chopper




*gets coat


*leaves looking sheepish

[Johnny Brown]

I can't imagine steady hands are helped my the knowledge that Jim has designs on both your bums.

[slackline]

Has anyone else noticed that for someone presenting a cooking show, she's got crap knife skills?

  Clocked that this week and thought "She doesn't have a fucking clue", it would take ages for her to prepare food at the rate at which she chops.

[Jaspersharpe]

Whoah! It appears the picture of Mr Logic I linked to above has been 4channed.

[slackline]

 

[Obi-Wan is lost...]

Er, I think a Mod may need to NSFW/Delete that.