Goals
1) Appear on cover of Mens Health
2) Get fit enough to overtake people (riding very expensive new bikes) whilst riding old bike with downtube shifters
3) Take (2) as far as possible towards its logical conclusion, i.e. top 10 in the 2011 Etape on a penny farthing
4) Go for first run since 1994
5) Do an ironman
6) Climb a photogenic Fr8a, get photo mugs made at Snappy Snaps, hide in cupboard for many years, give to (hypothetical) grandchildren
Monday - Can't remember - possibly involved Kazakh vodka. Chinqui...
Tuesday - 8x 2 minute intervals on turbo trainer - watched Lance, felt strong...
Wednesday - Looked at Beastmaker. Decided to pump iron instead.
Thursday - Drove to Devon. Ate a really good curry.
Friday - 2hr road ride. Drank Corpse Reviver No. 2, Dry Martini and Perfect Manhattan before dinner. Wondered why I don't do that every night.
Saturday - Remembered why I don't do that every night. 4hr road ride. Shouted at man in car.
Sunday - Presented 15 month old godson with bespoke boxing shorts. Drove home. Had argument with girlfriend.
