Non-quality non-climbing videos (Read 131220 times)

Nibile · April 16, 2012, 02:40:12 pm

I wonder how he managed not to crash from laughing.

slackline · April 19, 2012, 03:32:26 pm

Jaspersharpe · April 19, 2012, 04:29:02 pm

Dear oh dear. What a fucking wanker that man is.

robertostallioni · April 19, 2012, 04:36:40 pm

Quote

On a face every move really counts, whether its a big move or a small one.
It needs to be instinctive - You've also gotta trust it so when you move you know that its gonna work

I was only saying this exact same thing the other day. I expect.

Dolly · April 19, 2012, 04:37:17 pm

He's a proper tool.
Reminds me of Cameron for some reason

Plattsy · April 19, 2012, 04:54:44 pm

All I can gather from this is he's mastered the bowel movement through his mouth move.

andy popp · April 19, 2012, 05:03:32 pm

I just had to go and throw up.

dave · April 19, 2012, 08:05:00 pm

master of bullshit. where's his self recockingspect?

Oldmanmatt · April 19, 2012, 08:50:01 pm

Did anyone else see the one he did in Romania?
Where he recommended entering and following (underground) a cave system as a "great way to get out of a mountain range"?

Yep, I thought, permanently out of the mountains and the Human race...

dave · April 19, 2012, 09:07:43 pm

its almost as if tim emmett, ray mears and steve irwin gangraped tara palmer tompkinson at a crack-and-over-caffeinated sugary drink company party, and this is the wretched offspring of that fetid cocktail of zygote.

Obi-Wan is lost... · May 04, 2012, 09:09:00 am

Now we can all learn Mr Grylls awesome skills for the bargain price of £40 a ticket.
http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/grylls-provides-survival-thrills-1-4505678

Nibile · May 21, 2012, 04:21:20 pm

That was bad, but to be honest I've seen climbing videos that are as bad as that one. Anyway that was bad.
Plus, it featured "running to the crag" wich is very out of date.
The funny bit will come out when we'll see people running to the crag, uncoiling the rope, then not knowing that you need a belayer!!!

Obi-Wan is lost... · May 24, 2012, 04:27:07 pm

Quote from: Mr Grylls

We always have great support from the climbing community there so it’ll be fun,” says the action man, who hopes to spur audiences on to having a lively weekend.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/grylls-and-spills-in-a-life-less-ordinary-1-4578728