[Falling Down]

Do we carry on with this or let it die?

As I've said before, a DFBWGS thread is (a) like shootin fish in a barrell and (b) a little unfair to our fair climbing ladies. The thril of the Lagerbot and the 'is she really all that?' debate is overwhelmed by the terrabytes of surfing fanny accessible at the click of a 'girl bikini surf' search on Google images.

And to make matters worse I've been dropped in on by several of these harpies in the tropics as they use the 'pull my dental floss bikini bottoms from my arse crack as I paddle into the wave in front of Falling Down even though he has priority' trick to distract me from my waves.
 

[SA Chris]

You will go surfing in warm sunny places. Never have that problem in Aberdeen. In fact any birds in the water up here are very much in the minority.

[SA Chris]

Relax clm, leash is clearly visible.

[magpie]

[girly crap]I love her bikini, I have one like that, with a wee skirt.[/girly crap]

[Drew]

I like her bikini too, but I think I'm looking at it with a different viewpoint. Not liking how shallow the water is though. Also just looking out for her welfare ;-)

[SA Chris]

More from Olympic Silver Medalist Julia Mancuso



surfer too......



......and then she spoils it all

[SA Chris]

No idea who she is, but worth resurrecting this thread for.

[Control freak]

Australias most famous beach sporting one of UKBs finest

NSFW  :

[slackline]

Nice budgie smugglers.

[SA Chris]

Do not defile this thread with such filth.

[tobym]

You will go surfing in warm sunny places. Never have that problem in Aberdeen. In fact any birds in the water up here are very much in the minority. penguins

[SA Chris]

In the penguins?

Wrong hemisphere I'm afraid. Only birds in the water here are puffin. Or shags.

[Grubes]

does this count?

[slackline]

Looks nothing like Chatsworth to me!

[Baldy]

I think it might be best for all if the DFBWGS are not allowed to speak to me,
I think her voice may have perforated one of my eardrums.

grumble grumble

[SA Chris]

Surfing what looks like an alaia too, for extra cool points.

[gme]

surely surfing an alaia is like finding out her tits are fack and she has cellulite.

Less cool points by a good number in my book.

[SA Chris]

I meant cool as in "oh wow look at me, I'm so cool, I surf an alaia" rather than proper cool.

[gme]

I see you mean cool as in Dickhead rather than cool as in cool.

That clears that up then. I will now admit she has a fantastic arse.

[SA Chris]

Word.

[Probes]

does this count?

If you just watch it with the sound off, its amazing the amount of filth thats coming out of her mouth. I especially like the bit around 1.38 when she's telling me the way it is.

  

[Falling Down]

surely surfing an alaia is like finding out her tits are fack and she has cellulite.

Less cool points by a good number in my book.

She's wearing a leash ergo no Alaia...

[SA Chris]

So what is it then?

[gme]

Its a hand shaped gift to women from the world renowned shaper Ann Summers.

You tie it to your leg in case it slips out of your hand

[Johnny Brown]

Why has she got the leash round her calf?