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Ultimate Internet
January 09, 2010, 09:18:35 pm
I thought a thread was necessary (mostly to stop me posting individual topics) to celebrate the best of the worst that the internet has to offer.

I'll get the ball rolling w/ When Taxidermy Goes Wrong



Please, keep it trashy.

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#1 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 09, 2010, 09:24:15 pm

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#3 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 11, 2010, 02:01:28 pm
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Sarah's challenge:

If anyone wants to pretend they think I have messed around with anyone please say so nationally or send a signed letter with an address.  I will not tolerate wickedness.  That's why lies are anonymous.


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People Sarah Jane was fond of but never agreed to go out with

Sarah Jane was very fond of Paul Clark who she worked for years ago. They spoke on the phone for a while after and he sent her a card with kisses from America but never kissed.

Sarah Jane was very fond of Martin Taylor, Paul Hopkins and Jay Langley at Brann in Bristol. They all cancelled each other out. None of them were boyfriends or kissed.

Sarah Jane was very fond of Victor Riorden at BT in Bristol. She never kissed him. There was a lot of jealous women and men and a woman who liked Victor ended the temporary contract as soon as Victor left and she took over. There had been anonymous notes left in her folder telling her to leave or get fired for quite a while.  She worked there nearly a year, so it was a lot more than the 3 months contract originally agreed to.

Sarah Jane was very fond of a man called Andrew in Trowbridge. She never kissed him.

That's genius.

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#4 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 11, 2010, 02:06:45 pm



Can't prove anything either way about anal though, can she  :whistle:

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#6 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 11, 2010, 02:18:12 pm


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John, an accountant from Surrey

This is the sort of person who gives my profession a bad name.

Actually, come to think of it, isn't that Saltbeef?

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#7 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 11, 2010, 03:34:12 pm
Genius thread.

I think youtube generally can go on there, more for the comments to the vids than the vids themselves. But this I particularly like:



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#9 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2010, 09:04:11 am
Interesting, nebulised whisky.

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#10 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2010, 09:34:20 am
 No description needed:

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

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#11 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2010, 10:06:59 am

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#12 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2010, 11:14:58 am
http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html

edit - click on the drummachine flower on the messed up plant/tree menu

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#13 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2010, 11:27:06 am
http://www.tokyoplastic.com/menu.html

edit - click on the drummachine flower on the messed up plant/tree menu

Saltbeef is bound to want to buy some of that stuff. Site is a bit infuriating but if nothing else it does sound amazing.

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#14 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2010, 02:39:01 pm
the big red ball of mouths within mouths freaks me right out when it comes jumping out atcha!

btw, the effect is lost without sound!

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#15 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 13, 2010, 02:46:29 pm
the big red ball of mouths within mouths freaks me right out when it comes jumping out atcha!

btw, the effect is lost without sound!

You mean these?




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#16 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 14, 2010, 09:56:02 am
..any excuse...

no i mean the weird geometric mouth monster that pops out at you on the tokyoplastic site when you navigate to different parts of the site. Have you seen the envelope mouth as well?

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#19 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 16, 2010, 07:58:31 pm
Stealing my links.   :spank:


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#20 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 17, 2010, 12:28:16 am
Wasn't sure where to put this, but here'll do.....

Are YOU concerned about home security...


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#21 Re: Ultimate Internet
January 17, 2010, 12:32:13 am
probably more in keeping, /b/ definitely warrants inclusion

http://boards.4chan.org/b/

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#22 Re: Ultimate Internet
February 14, 2010, 08:51:01 pm
One of the stupidest articles / websites I've seen for ages.

http://www.hottnez.com/the-15-most-spectacular-rock-climbs/

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#23 Re: Ultimate Internet
April 02, 2010, 02:24:26 pm
I can't decide if this is quite clever or just freaky...Mouth Eyes!




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