[Houdini]

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/


"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

[Jaspersharpe]

Quality.

"Stupid fucking fizzy fish. Never liked them. Have some of that, you sugar-coated cunts."

Wife's note to the Americans out there: Keep in mind that Adam's final insult to those poor fizzy fish has a different feel here in the UK.

[Iesu]

absolute goldmine:

 "The plumbing doesn't help with the cucumbers anymore."

Nov 4 2009
"I've got a badger, a dog, a cat, and a sack. Now that I've got 'em you can fuck off. All mine."

[slackline]

I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals.

 

[csurfleet]

Hahahahahahaha! Superb

I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible.

[namnok]

class

[dontfollowme]

Can this be legit or is it good enough not to matter?

[lagerstarfish]

It's a full transcript of Picalli, Grieve, Dawes and Thomas having a quick chat in Waitrose. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Jaspersharpe]

I used to love that supermarket before the riff raff started frequenting it. It's no wonder they installed blue lighting in the toilets.

[mrjonathanr]

"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."

  Marvellous. Must remember that one.

[hairich]

passed this onto all at work.never heard such laughter in staff room.real motivator

[andy_e]

"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"