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#50 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 12:17:10 am


Walking at 6 months, reading at a year, toilet trained by 18 months etc, it's all a load of lies.
Oh dear - is your child not doing that then? Never mind, you'll love it anyway......

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#51 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 10:53:26 am
I'm sure I mentioned it somewhere before, but the Competitive Parents could all post up on a web site similar to 8a.nu. Gaining points for when their child achieves various developmental "goals". That way they won't feel quite the same need to spray at the rest of us. They could even get t-shirts with the scores of their children on and could have tedious discussions about progress chart conversions. Could call it 99thpercentile.nu or some such bollocks.

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#52 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 11:01:23 am
Good idea, I wonder how they'd convert reading in say a latinate language to one with a cyrillic script or character based language. :lol:


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#53 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 06:30:28 pm
I'm sure I mentioned it somewhere before, but the Competitive Parents could all post up on a web site similar to 8a.nu. Gaining points for when their child achieves various developmental "goals". That way they won't feel quite the same need to spray at the rest of us. They could even get t-shirts with the scores of their children on and could have tedious discussions about progress chart conversions. Could call it 99thpercentile.nu or some such bollocks.

cool. I intend to score more on quantity than quality  8)

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#54 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 10:06:39 pm
Well I had the first guzzle down milk then throw it all up when winding episode yesterday, catching most of it neatly in my palm. Hadn't happened before or since, but any suggestions for preventing it?

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#55 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 10:12:17 pm
none, it won't be the first or last time it happens

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#56 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 10:13:43 pm
Apart from this time, which was the first, and the last time, which will be the last :)

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#57 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 10:19:14 pm
Well I had the first guzzle down milk then throw it all up when winding episode yesterday, catching most of it neatly in my palm.

I had that the other week, but delete "palm" and replace with "mouth".

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#58 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 10:24:00 pm
Well I had the first guzzle down milk then throw it all up when winding episode yesterday, catching most of it neatly in my palm. Hadn't happened before or since, but any suggestions for preventing it?

Put a cloth over your hand.
If it's a significant problem, then stop half way through and wind, then finish off the feed and wind.  Although junior won't be too impressed at having dinner whipped away.

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#59 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 10:36:00 pm
always put a soft bib on if your bottle feeding them, easy to mop up any dribbles with and have a muslim on hand for any major back-fires.

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#60 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 11:06:57 pm
and have a muslim on hand for any major back-fires.

Is it important to have Islamic assistance when feeding? I didn't know this...

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#61 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 11:19:30 pm
no I meant the guy out of temple of doom.

oh no shiveye, oh no shiveye

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#62 Re: gooDADvice
January 05, 2010, 11:36:59 pm
and have a muslim on hand for any major back-fires.

Is it important to have Islamic assistance when feeding? I didn't know this...

Indeed, the burqua has excellent absorbant properties. 

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#63 Re: gooDADvice
January 06, 2010, 06:21:42 am
Top tip for changing a baby boys' nappy ..... Always keep a plastic cup on standby .....

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#64 Re: gooDADvice
January 06, 2010, 10:24:31 am
best advice yet!

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#65 Re: gooDADvice
January 18, 2010, 11:42:28 pm
Still doing fine on the screech front ...


... but my back is going: serious trigger pointage w/ all the babe-cradling.   :(

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#66 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 10:50:06 am
Mate has just incapacitated himself with all the baby rocking. I was getting sore back from baby changing table but now take a sideways on approach. Also gets you out the firing line when he does his Mannikin Pis impression.

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#67 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 02:12:53 pm
Yeah, changing times are dangerous here:  you have to beware of the occasional 1m arc of bilious milky squit that gets shot w/ little warning when the nappy is off ... 

She's yet to rack up a headshot tho ...

[/touches wood]

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#68 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 02:22:04 pm
Have we seen a picture of your wee one yet, Houdini?  :-\

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#69 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 02:25:08 pm
Have we seen a picture of your wee one yet, Houdini?  :-\

Once he gets a lens with some decent magnification, you may get your wish Magpie  :o

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#70 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 02:30:36 pm
Have we seen a picture of your wee one yet, Houdini?  :-\

No need, all babies look the same anyway  :P

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#71 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 02:33:20 pm

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#72 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 02:34:55 pm
All babies DO NOT look the same, Slackers.  :P

Oh, look at her!  I missed the thread cause I was away, isn't she perfect?!  :hug:

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#73 Re: gooDADvice
January 19, 2010, 02:38:49 pm
All babies DO NOT look the same, Slackers.  :P

True - some look like Winston Churchill, others look like William Hague.

Apart from Kyle, who has inherited his Dad's manly good looks.

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#74 Re: gooDADvice
January 20, 2010, 07:47:07 am
ludo is a cross between churchill and
especially when pooing/farting/building up for a loud screech

 

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