Any beta from locals most welcome
If you value your balls I wouldn't take you currently non-climbing girlfriend to sit about Dumby for the morning in the freezing cold, she really won't thank you.
Try and befriend a tame local you will probably find scrabbling around in the mud under the Pongo boulder. They are often quite placid first thing in the morning, just avoid eye contact and make appropriate noises when they pull on.
Well I'm taking her here http://www.stravaigin.com/ in the evening, so I hope she can put up with the view for an hour or two
What like "I say old chap, is that finger lock allowed"