[Sloper]

Can anyone think of a finer example than the comments on Guido Fawkes www.order-order.com? if so I'd fucking love to see it.

Ps any tips on settling toddlers down gratefully received.

[andy popp]

Gin?

[Sloper]

I've run out of tonic, chiz . . .  and since I have to contend with a decent pinot gris and some burgundy I'll lay off neat mothers ruin.

Hugo however just get's hyper on booze, I've tried a spliff but he keeps telling me that he's more of a pipe man.

Maybe he needs crystal therapy, will ctystal meth help a 2 year old off to the land of nod?

[Bubba]

will ctystal meth help a 2 year old off to the land of nod?

I suspect it would but it might be a little permanent.