[lagerstarfish]

Up the arse

I've heard of people being taken to this venue. Is it's actual location / real name a bit of a secret like Crag X ?

[Drew]

Up the arse just seemed too lazy a reply, Cofe.

I used to think you were a nice young lady. Now I'm discovering that you're a dirty little minx! 

[dave]

Up the arse just seemed too lazy a reply, Cofe.

Or he could get the train to Ft William and take her up no.2 gully. Might not be in condition though.

[slackline]

Go on Magpie post us a pic (I'm not on Farcebook).

I can't from work, she's very pretty though.

Up the arse just seemed too lazy a reply, Cofe.

I've been resisting the temptation to post that since the thread appeared, glad I wasn't the only one 

[Fiend]

I wasn't going to resist at all but someone already thought of it, boo 

[Jaspersharpe]

Can't believe people aren't writing really lewd replies to this thread title. What the hell has happened to UKB?   

I was waiting til it got to page 2 to post "I can't believe it's got to 2 pages without anyone suggesting a trip to The Emirates". But that's scuppered now.

[cofe]

"Up the wrong 'un" - that's the kind of thing I was expecting.

[slackline]

Up the Khyber Pass

(and I can't believe the urban dictionary definition is so piss poor!!!)

[Jaspersharpe]

Ha ha. That's pathetic. 

[Yossarian]

Uranus?

[Yossarian]

Mianus might be a better bet, subject to viewing this elusive photo....

[robertostallioni]

Its all Greek to me.

[Houdini]

Awwww, I was keen for Up The Shitter, but Magz beat me to it, again!

[Houdini]

bum-love