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Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 10:38:22 pm
As I was doing a google image search I found this

http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/conspiracies

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To combat Homosexuality first you have to understand what it is: Leading scholars all agree that Homosexuality is actually a form of demonic possession

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#1 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 10:43:36 pm
the use of

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gay homosexuality

proves that it is not for real - only southpark residents say this and they are not real

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#2 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 10:44:27 pm
what were you googling?!
i always thought you were demonic!

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#3 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 10:45:48 pm
Beeezaaaaaare

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#4 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 10:46:03 pm
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Do “Gay Jenes” exist? Yes, our research has shown that certain brands of clothing can strongly encourage homosexual behaviour. If your child likes to wear “Calvin Kleins” or other tight-fitting cloths that is an obvious choice that your child be on the verge of selling his soul to a gay-demon and is about to make a lifestyle choice of homosexuality

I refer you to the 1980's climbing media



there is no way that Leachy could be gay*, and yet he wears tight pants. STR lies



*he says he doesn't fancy me and I am fucking gorgeous
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#5 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 10:55:03 pm
This just get better and better
http://shelleytherepublican.com/2008/04/21/just-say-no.aspx
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Sarah said: “Oh God, I feel so light headed. I feel my moral fiber rotting away inside of me. I am loosing sight of Jesus. But I feel GOOD!”


Sarah said: “Fuck me unknown Podsmoker. OH YEAH DO ME!!!

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#6 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 10:57:30 pm
I have just wet myself
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http://shelleytherepublican.com/2007/10/20/whore-y-potter-author-and-the-media-cover-up.aspx

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JK Rowling (which is probably an anagram for “Satan is King”)

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Some limey newspaper site called the Telegraph ran a picture of Satan’s Strumpet with her breasts hanging out

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#7 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 11:06:50 pm
you reading this, Slackers?

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/04/21/firefox-vs-iceweasel-yet-another-open-source-disaster.aspx

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There’s been a lot of talk from the Chinese communist ‘open source’ thugs stating that Microsoft’s excellent range of products are losing ground, and that Linux’s time has come

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#8 Re: Is this for real?
September 05, 2009, 11:09:40 pm
Quote from: offensive americans
We tried to warn y’all that riding a bike instead of driving a car would lead to sin, sodomy, economic collapse and the death of America.  But you wouldn’t listen.  "Ha ha," you snickered in you’re high pitch homo laugh, "it’s just a bike.  What wrong with riding a bike?  You don’t use no gas.  You help the ‘environment’.  You get exercise.  Ain’t nothing wrong with riding a bike!"

One of these days one of two things is gonna happen -

1) Y’all will start listening to us when we tell you to listen to God

2) You’re gonna wake up with the flesh burning off your body in Hell and wished you’d listened to us when we told you to listen to God.

I can't actually believe this stuff exists. I have to engage ignorant scum everyday at work but these people make my fucking blood boil.
Well if cycling leads to you lot fucking up I'm going for a spin on my bike now.


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#10 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 10:04:29 am
Wonderful satire... Chris Morris.. is that you??

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#11 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 10:45:47 am
Unbefuckinglevable  bob.
    "Sharia Law: Islam may be a primitive death-cult masquerading as a religion, but at least they get some things right: when a woman acts like a slut, they make sure she gets dealt with, exactly like it should be!" http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/false-religions/islam  ???

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#12 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 10:46:41 am
Haha that site is genious, good tongue in cheek  :thumbsup:

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#13 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 04:39:47 pm
you reading this, Slackers?

Only just clocked the thread.

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/04/21/firefox-vs-iceweasel-yet-another-open-source-disaster.aspx

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There’s been a lot of talk from the Chinese communist ‘open source’ thugs stating that Microsoft’s excellent range of products are losing ground, and that Linux’s time has come

Shame its back to front as IceWeasel is simply what Debian renamed Firefox as when they started tweaking it.  Its not the case that Debian was written for Firefox at all.

I suspect the whole site is a rather well thought out ruse.

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#14 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 06:14:36 pm
After a bit of digging I found out that it's a sham.....what a shame :(

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#15 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 06:37:54 pm
After a bit of digging I found out that it's a sham.....what a shame :(

I think thats the best part! What about the idiots who have posted replies to it!

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#16 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 06:56:37 pm
It's a shame as it may attract people with the same views and give them more hatred...........

It's also funny that slackline figured out it was a ruse with some geek knowledge ;D

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#17 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 07:19:28 pm
hhhahahahah read the comments on this, from someone aboves link

http://shelleytherepublican.com/2008/04/29/the-danger-of-lollipops-conditioning-young-girls-to-perform-oral-sex.aspx

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“Friend”?

I’d rather be friends with a Down syndrome-diagnosed baboon than you Republicunts.

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#18 Re: Is this for real?
September 06, 2009, 08:34:21 pm

It's also funny that slackline figured out it was a ruse with some geek knowledge ;D

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