[meatball]

at first it took a good five mins to stop laughing, but now i feel kinda guilty. one messed up kid

[tomtom]

I do that every time I get home after being spat off Demon Wall Roof (which is every visit to Almscliff at present!) 

Poor yoof. Still, at least he beat the shit out of his pillow instead of someone else... (classic anger management stuff..)

[namnok]

did he just try sticking a bottle up his anus? seriously fukd