[andy_e]

Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates...

They were James (age 11) and Thomas (age 9).

[andy_e]

What's the difference between Jacko and Alex Ferguson?





Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs next season.

[GCW]

whats the difference between jacko and alex ferguson? Ferguson will still beplayin giggs next season...

What's the difference between Jacko and Alex Ferguson?
Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs next season.

I think Meatball told that one better, you just ain't got the timing Andi.

[lagerstarfish]

Remember this?



Funnily enough there is one just the same on ebay at the mo 

Yes, I was about to post up a comedy spoof auction of the same item, but when I saw that life had outdone fiction in the strangeness stakes I couldn't carry on

[Jaspersharpe]

What a coincidence Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day. One played with Majors and the other played with minors.

[slackline]

Who would have thought that such a fit family as the Jacksons have hereditary heart disease?

Doctors have said they have identified the defect now known as Billy Gene

[slackline]

The reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect! He has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

[Houdini]

Quite a recent shot this, you can see he's in the latter stages of the skin-lightening disease.

[slackline]

20% off Jackson Five reunion tour tickets.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
Disney films can still touch kids


What do Newcastle United and Michael Jackson have in common??
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009!

There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue.
Apparently he's de-composing.

[GCW]

It seems Jacko is going to be melted down and made into candles so that children can continue to blow him.

[MattW]

I just phoned the O2 helpline to get a refund on my MJ tickets....they told me to beat it.

[slackline]

Everyone making Michael Jackson jokes should take a long hard look at the man in the mirror..

[slackline]

[butters]

Micheal Jackson diodn't die of a heart attack - he died of food poisoning after eating some 12 year old nuts.

bluebrad

[slackline]

Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they
found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom.


Jockeys at Aintree are going to wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

[Mr Cat]

Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and God granted her one wish.

She wished for all the children in the world to be safe.

Seconds later, Michael Jackson dropped dead

[slackline]

The BBC got this one wrong World mourns pop legend Jackson

It should be World takes the piss out of dead peado

[slackline]

From b3ta.com

This is fucking genius


...and lots more...

[Bubba]

The BBC got this one wrong World mourns pop legend Jackson

It should be World takes the piss out of dead peado

Don't get me wrong, this topic has had me in stitches (especially that last b3ta pic ) but I do genuinely feel a pang of sadness about his death

[slackline]

The BBC got this one wrong World mourns pop legend Jackson

It should be World takes the piss out of dead peado

Don't get me wrong, this topic has had me in stitches (especially that last b3ta pic ) but I do genuinely feel a pang of sadness about his death

Seems Gary Glitter doesn't share your sadness...



On a more serious note he did perform and write some amazingly good songs, but in that aspect he died about 15-20 years ago and has been a bit of a joke since then.

[GraemeA]

You alright Bubba 

[Bubba]

Seems Gary Glitter doesn't share your sadness...

I reckon somebody will go for it on ebay for real

You alright Bubba  

Yeah

Watching this makes me feel kinda sad for the guy though - things could have turned out so much better for him



And apart from that "Billy Jean" and [noembed][/noembed] are two of my favourite pop songs ever. And I still remember the impact the Thriller video had back in the day - I know that's lost on people less than 30/40 but at the time it was revolutionary.

[dave]

you can't fault jacko's generosity either - he was always splashing out on the kids.

[rich d]

It turns out that his last request was to be melted down and made into an etchasketch.
That way kids can still fiddle with his knob.

[superfurrymonkey]

Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.