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Snide of Yahoo to take the site down, reading the blurb.

Dunno if its urban legend or not but I remember reading about a Bronx maths teacher who, in order to get his hood pupils to pay attention in class changed the content of the lessons to be more ghetto fabulous, to the tune of making them subdivide an 8ball, work out their cut from a rock and how many beatings they'd have to dish to their beeatches to break even...

Who says you'll never use the stuff you learn in school?

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yeah i think i remember something similar - it might have been an email forward when i was at uni with a spoof "Compton High school exam paper", with questions like "if you have 30 Gs in your set, and the 5-0s arrest 2 a week, how many drive-bys can you make in a six month period?" or "if leopard skin seats for your '64 chevvy cos $400 each, and you make $50 on each crack deal, how many dicks do your hos have to suck at $30 a time to buy your seats this week?"

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Thats the one!

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Found it!: :lol:

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Detroit High School - Math Proficiency Exam

NAME ________________________________
GANG NAME _________________________

1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $3 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each hoe turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Raul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? (Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?)

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?


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Yeah, I remember that- but when I saw it the names were way better, stuff like Keshell and Yolanda and all that shiz...

 

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