[Monolith]

Consider yourself lucky Munkii. Richie Crouch doesn't get any gruel if he doesn't train.

[lagerstarfish]

i wish my parents where more interested in my climbing, they just do not care at all.

they even stop me climbing for punishments.

You need to develop some highly undesirable habits (eg drug use, TWOCing, wearing lycra to school, new religious cult) and then they will start trying to persuade you that going climbing (and wearing lycra at the crag instead) is a far better idea.
 

[Falling Down]

Is that line of wierd bolts still in at Quarry 5? Keep forgetting to take a spanner up. Exlax is a great route.

I never saw them when they were put in and I didn't see any when I was there with my Dad so I assume they've been taken out.