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Chav Fighting
The Rave
Warrior Workout
Stilletto Workout

Load of :wank: and should probably be prosecuted for inciting violence with the "Chav Fighting" workout.

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Isn't the Warrior workout just Morris Dancing?

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Are they serious?  Or am I missing something (again  :-[ )?

Suggesting people work out in heels is really stupid, and liable to leave you with wrecked knees, I speak from bitter experience.

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What have you been doing in heels that wrecked your knees?

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 :whistle:

The short answer is everything, from a very young age.  There are other, longer and more detailed, answers but I don't think anyone needs to hear about them.  ;D

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:whistle:

The short answer is everything, from a very young age.  There are other, longer and more detailed, answers but I don't think anyone needs to hear about them.  ;D
I have nothing but time.

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There's a whole thread for tales of humiliation Magpie, get posting lady...

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Did you overlook this one?  

My favourite.  I have ordered the necessary hardware already...

http://www.gymbox.co.uk/featured_classes.php

I mean the pole dancing clip on the right, btw... don't see how to embed that here...



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Did you overlook this one?  
My favourite.  http://www.gymbox.co.uk/featured_classes.php
I mean the pole dancing clip on the right, btw... don't see how to embed practise that here...
You've been trying this at home, haven't you?

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You've been trying this at home, haven't you?

Yes, I have a shiny pole in my living room.

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YYFY!

Another slim excuse to post this again

great workout


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that pole dancer would make an amazing climber...
Amd yes, magpie, we're waiting with baited breath.

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that pole dancer would make an amazing climber girlfriend...


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And yes, magpie, we're waiting with baited breath.
I don't have anything worthy of the thread, I have led a quiet and sheltered life and never got in any trouble, at all.  :ang:

Maybe I should take up pole dancing, that might lead to some more interesting stories?  :-\

 

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