[tommytwotone]

"Lesson one, I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?"

[account_inactive]

I go to the pub for 5 minutes and come back and there's a shit storm.  Genius

Children of the revolution eh? 

[Bubba]

Boohoo - some people don't like us!

[benj_d]

As a personal opinion, i think most of you swear too much. But I imagine that you wont care and will probably start typing lots of swear words now.

But lets not be negative!

I think the topics on here are great and actually mostly about climbing unlike a certain 'climbing' forum. Most of you give useful advice where needed. 

[Houdini]

I am an absolute cock, but Houdini is a right cunt.

I'm a left cunt too.   

For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post).  And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.

[Fiend]

Nice use of the quote function there Chris, it's what this thread deserves.

[SA Chris]

Cheers. I would say it was intentional but......

[Falling Down]

For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post).  And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.

[rodma]

Did you know "Liam Copley" is an anagram of "Lame policy"?

and "Im a yell cop"

And oh so nearly

polemic [pol-em-ik]
Noun
a fierce attack on or defence of a particular opinion, belief, etc.: anti-capitalist polemic
Adjective
also polemical
of or involving dispute or controversy [Greek polemos war]
 
Unfortunately there is a Y left over. Could Bubba change his name?

[Mr Cat]

I, AND A FEW FRIENDS THINK THAT ALMOST ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKS!!!!!!

if I get circumcised - will I be exempt..? :D

[hairich]

somepeople your clearly not old enough to buy a beer for yourself yet.if you are you should be ashamed of yourself.

hubbins that was genius

[Monolith]

I think they're all the sort of people I'd be OK with if I found out they slept with my mother.

[andy popp]

For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post).  And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.

What does that make me? I don't think I want to know.

[robertostallioni]

I think they're all the sort of people I'd be OK with if I found out they slept with my mother.

Thank god for that. We can relax now boys. (and girls)

[GCW]

Now we know why Maggers had a sore bottom

[tc]

For the record (excluding Popp) I think you're all a bunch of fat, born-againers (Harley in the post).  And you just don't understand Hitler Like I do.

Ach, wirklich? Was du nicht sagst!

[slackline]

I, AND A FEW FRIENDS THINK THAT ALMOST ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER DICKS!!!!!!



Wonderful that you agree with yourself so vehemently.






























 

[Sloper]

I must go and see in the loop, that clips is genius.

Now then, I think I'm off to red-tips

cya loosers

[lagerstarfish]

lol

[Davey_C]

"Lesson one, I tell you to fuck off, what do you do?"

That's fucking quality. Just so happens I've just downloaded it on recommendation of a mate, so I think I'll go and watch that now....

[GraemeA]

I go to the pub for 5 minutes and come back

Well Dylan, in the context of this thread.

You went to the pub for 5 fucking minutes. What the fuck did you do in 5 minutes in a pub?

Buy some crack? Err, well thats ok then.

Ok next

Buy a half of lager and lime shandy and then not even finish it? Right you are a complete shandy drinking soft southern poofter.

Arrange delivery of stacks of hard core pr0n from Holland involving donkeys and fairly well known climbers dressed in gimp suits and kilts? Err, well that's ok then.

Bollocks, I've not really got the hang of this have I?

Ok then, you are a complete and utter southerner. There thats better, more in the line of gratuitous insults as per what UKB expects, although a tad soft.

Not that you would understand what "tad" means as you are a complete and utter southerner.

Bollocks, I've not really got the hang of this have I?

Ok then, last attempt.

You are named after a stoned rabbit on the fucking Magic Roundabout, your parents are obviously a bunch of acid casualties from the sixties who think that "Boing said Zebedee" is meaningful.

Oh fuck it, I can't get this one sorted, I am out of here to get even more drunk.

BTW I love you all. But not in an Ampleforth way 

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[Sloper]

Mr A, good effort although I'd suggest more wine is the answer.

[GraemeA]

Much more and I might have been really honest 

Thinks Grimers slideshow

[account_inactive]

Am I missing something here Graeme?