Twitter. Whats it all about? (Read 45141 times)

slackline · April 11, 2009, 08:42:38 am

Watch out Dobbin (and all other heavy tweeters who drive)

Bubba · April 11, 2009, 02:35:46 pm

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For example, one driver updated their Twitter page to say: “Driving with my knees and peeling an orange... Probably not the safest thing to be doing."

If you're involved in an accident you'd get shafted so hard for that

slackline · April 11, 2009, 04:50:27 pm

Quote from: Bubba on April 11, 2009, 02:35:46 pm

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For example, one driver updated their Twitter page to say: “Driving with my knees and peeling an orange... Probably not the safest thing to be doing."

If you're involved in an accident you'd get shafted so hard for that

He must have three hands to peel and orange and tweet at the same time.

Bubba · April 16, 2009, 03:16:45 pm

This guy has built an office chair that tweets everytime he farts

http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Twittering-Office-Chair/

tomtom · April 21, 2009, 10:23:21 am

I think I have my first Twitter stalker!

www.twitter.com/cuteass20

They seem to have some interesting intentions!
I'm a bit bemused...

Guessing its not Spam - as I'm the only one being followed!

Plattsy · April 21, 2009, 10:31:43 am

Better than some bloke a called Bob who started following me. Blocked him. Then an apparently cute looking lass started following. Let her stick around but now she's gone.

Bubba · April 21, 2009, 02:42:45 pm

I don't mind random followers if they're a) not commercial and b) have something interesting to say on their feed.

If it's just people trying to gather followers for no apparant reason, e.g. they have virtually nothing on their feed then I can't be bothered with them.

Jaspersharpe · June 04, 2009, 03:43:25 pm

My God. Just reading the Twittering of some right wing Americans with regard to Obama's historic Cairo speech. The views that some of the seemingly educated and otherwise intelligent people hold about Bush (hero) and Obama (selling America's soul) are truly terrifying. Twitter is great for little snapshots of people's views on things but fuck me, be careful what you look at.

SA Chris · October 20, 2009, 02:38:29 pm

Warren Harding' sTwitter

http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/10/18/warren-hardings-twitter-feed/

Bubba · November 17, 2009, 02:23:49 pm

Orange SMS tweets are now free.

http://blog.twitter.com/

Jaspersharpe · November 17, 2009, 03:01:35 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/nov/17/140con-stephen-fry-twitter

Sloper · November 17, 2009, 04:14:23 pm

The closest I'm going to get to a tweet is if one of the grouse hanging in my garage isn't actually dead.

FFS I don't like using text messages.

tomtom · November 17, 2009, 05:21:53 pm

Quote from: Sloper on November 17, 2009, 04:14:23 pm

The closest I'm going to get to a tweet is if one of the grouse hanging in my garage isn't actually dead.

FFS I don't like using text messages.

You like posting on boards though slopes - I recon you could be a twitter convert....

go on just have one little go... you might like it!!!.....

(I thought it was wank at first & now think its pretty good...)

cofe · November 23, 2009, 04:56:46 pm

Anyone else following the fake cheryl cole? @cherylkerl
(courtesy of saturday's guardian). Genius, pet

Jaspersharpe · November 23, 2009, 04:59:38 pm

I am now.....

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Bit of an atmosfea at the tandoori. Jedwud's bladdered an Mariah's got aall sniffy cos therz na Swan Korma on the menu.

Jim · November 23, 2009, 10:07:08 pm

thought you had nappys to change dopefield

Tris · December 18, 2009, 10:06:58 am

Twitter taken over by "Iranian Cyber Army"

slackline · December 18, 2009, 10:23:47 am

Quote from: Tris on December 18, 2009, 10:06:58 am

Twitter taken over by "Iranian Cyber Army"

Ahh, that would probably explain the "Invalid Certificate" message I got about twitter earlier/overnight.

Tris · December 18, 2009, 10:33:08 am

Quote from: slack---line on December 18, 2009, 10:23:47 am

Ahh, that would probably explain the "Invalid Certificate" message I got about twitter earlier/overnight.

Was it along these lines?

slackline · February 01, 2010, 09:44:53 pm

Pointless, but quite

cofe · February 15, 2010, 04:11:31 pm

loving @VizTopTips on twitter. So good.

PROTECT yourself from being caught out by freak weather events by expecting them at all times.

SURREALISTS: When rotating your aardvark, make sure that the fire engine is in Sherwood Forest.

TWITTER DESIGNERS Why not increase the character amount on Tweets? I can never quite get out what I want to say, you bunch of cu

PETROL HEADS - Fool your neighbours into thinking you own a Toyota by driving at 80mph into the side of their house

Falling Down · February 15, 2010, 05:41:00 pm

Quote from: cofe on February 15, 2010, 04:11:31 pm

TWITTER DESIGNERS Why not increase the character amount on Tweets? I can never quite get out what I want to say, you bunch of cu

Jaspersharpe · February 15, 2010, 05:57:35 pm

The fake Paul Merson who has replaced the fake Phil Brown is good.

@pmpaulmerson Very wrong but very funny.

cofe · February 18, 2010, 02:34:18 pm

Now following Princess Diana (@dianainheaven) thanks to Jasper:

Pissed nut Keith Floyd thinks he's getting Peppard's exec bunk. No fucking chance. Rule one: don't monk one out into a cloud on your 1st day

Good thing about being up here: Brian Clough's weekly podcast with Laurel & Hardy.

Secret service agents gone. JFK strutting around again like he's the cock of the walk.

Jaspersharpe · February 18, 2010, 02:46:08 pm

Yeah I just found her. Quality.