Questions:How likely is it that I will die of exhaustion?
Is this a really stupid idea for a novice?
Do I need padded short things, or a padded saddle, or both?
Can I get them online or should I go to an actual bike shop where people can laugh at me properly?
Oh, and lights? Will I need lights?
And those bag things to go over the back wheel, panniers?
Where do you buy bike stuff?
Is there anything else you think I should know?
When was the last time you rode any sort of distance? Were you saddle sore afterwards?
Are you camping en route or staying in hostels?
Don't want to sound condescending but knowing how to use gears properly will save you a lot of struggling. Also how to repair/change a punctured inner-tube is very useful (as well as checking the tyre for the offending cause). A Camel Bak (or similar) will make drinking whilst cycling safer than grabbing for a bottle too.
*I hate referring to her as my wife so shall start using her name from now on.
Six days is a while for anyone on a bike especially if your backside isn't used to it!
Look up Alpine Bikes in Glasgow, if they are still there
Technically you, or someone in the bike shop, should measure your pelvic width and suggest a saddle to fit accordingly. Feel free to provide measurements on here and we will provide further advise.
You off road or on road?
I was going to say that 30-40 miles isn't too bad, but then saw that it might be off road. Eeek
If you lived nearer I would suggest that we alternate our visits to bike shops in order to break the staff gently in to serving incompetent muppets.
oh, and dont use it for moisturiser after a bikini wax
Quote from: fatdoc on March 08, 2009, 03:52:45 pmoh, and dont use it for moisturiser after a bikini wax As FD obviously has.
Quote*I hate referring to her as my wife so shall start using her name from now on.Does it make you feel old, and like a proper grown up?
Assos Chamois Cream will change your life. It eliminates the abrasive feeling of a sweaty chamois, but it does so without making you feel like you're slipping all over the chamois. You can bid farewell to friction between your body and your shorts, but your favorite shorts will still conform to you like a glove.
you may benefit from a lady specific saddle.my better halfs voyage in to mountain biking ended when she got a blister on the inside of her lips. :'(
There are screws around the handlebar bits so maybe I should have a poke about and see what they do?
Go and have a wander around Dales Cycles in Glasgow.
I've never had a problem with heat in the shorts area
Better to google on how to do it, it's quite easy once you know. Also have a look at some online setup guides to see if the bike is set up properly, but as mentioned before a lot of this is personal preference.
Plus you look like an 80s breakdancer, which is never a bad thing.
I've got additional stupid questions. And finally, a female cycling friend has said she thinks padded shorts are a bad idea as they are quite uncomfortable and may exacerbate issues I am already having with... over heating, she thinks a padded seat cover would be better, or a gel one. Will they all be standard sizes or are there a billion different types and I need to measure?