[slackline]

right i'm off to jessops to oversee a blood transfusion.

Why does your camera need blood?

[SA Chris]

we have neither milk nor newpapers delivered, so its all gravy.

I don't think infants should be introduced to gravy until at least the second week, and meat pies in week 4.

[Jaspersharpe]

My Mrs asked our two year old what he fancied for breakfast the other day and he said "Beer". 

[SA Chris]

Nowt wrong with that. Did he have a heavy night before, and was going for the hair of the dog?

[dave]

right i'm off to jessops to oversee a blood transfusion.

Why does your camera need blood?

It cut itself on a nikon lens, it was so sharp. Ithankyou.

[(woz)]

Nice one Dave + Mrs Dave! Bit surprise by your choice of name though, I was expecting a tupac, or jemal

[lagerstarfish]

Am I right in thinking that this is Dave's first?

If so, I think we should keep with British climbing tradition and sandbag him with loads of duff baby beta