There's a fucking Xmas tree up in the pub!
Quote from: a dense loner on September 21, 2015, 05:50:51 pmThere's a fucking Xmas tree up in the pub!which pub?
Got up to go for a piss in the night, passed out after two steps and whacked my head on the floor. Came round straight away but have niggled my shoulder too
Quote from: bigtuboflard on September 22, 2015, 07:27:13 amGot up to go for a piss in the night, passed out after two steps and whacked my head on the floor. Came round straight away but have niggled my shoulder too Not wise! You been for a checkup?
Anyone know a good witch doctor/got any old wives tales with a cure I can try before now and Saturday?
With a couple of days left to go of my DWS holiday in Mallorca, I picked up a bit of lurgey (thanks Sam) and have ended up with one completely blocked ear. I have zero hearing on that side, an unpleasant on-off ringing/roaring noise and a bit of vertigo. Perfect preparation for a week in the Verdon starting on Saturday! Went to the pharmacy who said go to my GP, went there but can only get an appointment with a practice nurse, who and I quote "can have a look but can't syringe it or anything." Anyone know a good witch doctor/got any old wives tales with a cure I can try before now and Saturday?