[slackline]

Which acronym does NOC relate to in this context?  Is it "No Official Cover"?

[nik at work]

I may or may not be at work...

[The Sausage]

I'm Charlton Chestwig, the world's finest climber

[Stubbs]

My name's Josh, I make climbing films.

[Will Hunt]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-official_cover

Think the original Mission Impossible.

[Plattsy]

I'm the God of Hellfire and I bring you fire.   

[andy_e]

I am the one and only... Nobody I'd rather be. I am the one and only! Can't take that away from me!

[magpie]

That'll be stuck in my head all day now, you wee shite.

[Jaspersharpe]

I'm Charlton Chestwig, the world's finest climber

No you're not, you're Jerry Moffatt.

[Iesu]

I am Iesu Grist to your mill young man! and i'm a naturalistic pantheist, so apologies to any actual christians that may be offended!

[Serpico]

I'm Serpicus.

You can have my alias when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

[fatdoc]

i have no idea how i am....

[Sloper]

Then ask a junior doctor quickly.

[bobkatebob]

Would anyone like to surrender their details willingly?

You have got to be jokeing 

I am sure I have meet a lot of UKB posters that havn't realised I am me 

[philo]

i put facepaints on and think i am a tiger!

[SA Chris]

I'm Bwian

[Averageman]

My name is gladiator.

[robertostallioni]

Do we have a Wroderick?

[Sloper]

Why is he a wapist?

[dave]

or a pickpocket.

[grumpycrumpy]

Or a wam waider ?

[GCW]

Woberto the wepeated wectal wammer?   

[robertostallioni]

Its Saturday night. The wapist will do.

[rodma]

Do we have a Wroderick?

Guilty 

[robertostallioni]

You sick bastard