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#250 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 05:18:52 pm
You'll be wanting http://www.scottishnudibranchs.co.uk
yes, really :thumbsup:

and http://www.seaslug.org.uk/nudibranchs/
I actually properly love you!!*  :kiss2:


*In a non home wrecking, platonic kind of way.

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#251 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 05:32:52 pm
I actually properly love you!!*  :kiss2:


That's 4 people today - one of whom I am married to and at least 2 of whom are crack using alcoholics  :thumbsup:

Must be doing something right.

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#252 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 05:44:50 pm
I'm scared - surely all this slug love is just plain wrong  :please:

I mean they look kinda coot, but they're slimy slugs ffs  :shrug:


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#253 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 06:03:51 pm
There are two ways to solve this, either ban us all or start posting furry stuff again to get us back on track, I'm sure you'll make the right decision  8)

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#254 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 06:58:54 pm
There are two ways to solve this, either ban us all or start posting furry stuff again to get us back on track, I'm sure you'll make the right decision  8)
:agree:

Actually hmmm I'd kinda miss Lagers...

I think the slug things are cute tho, it's a broad church of cuteness. Although Bubba has a point that fluff >> slime  :shrug:

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#255 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 07:53:43 pm
So, the love count is up to 5.
one I am married to, one is my daughter, 2 are crack using alcoholics and one wears leg warmers; PLUS Fiend says he'd kinda miss me if I was gone.

I feel Soooo wanted today

Bubba has good reason for concern; this could descend into me posting pics of my favourite cute tree

Banksia Grandis


Lets not forget that nudibranchs are the pinnacle of slug-kind.

in an attempt to bring it back to the topic (what was it?) I thought I'd post a pic of my favourite cute British sea bird

The Little Auk - basically a flying teddybear - the closest we have to a miniature penguin (cuter than a puffin in my opinion, due to their diminutive stature)


I found a dead one at Bempton Cliffs and had a little cry as I snuggled the little fella  
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#256 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 08:15:20 pm
They're fluffy, they fly and they even float


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#257 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 08:44:42 pm
Baby porcupines.

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#258 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 08:48:33 pm
Baby porcupines.

warm blooded nudibranchs  :thumbsup:

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#259 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 08:54:00 pm
The original beedog




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#260 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 09:38:32 pm
PLUS Fiend says he'd kinda miss me if I was gone.
He's a total hussy though and says that to all the boys.
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my favourite cute tree
We've parted ways here, that isn't cute, it looks like a mushroom covered shit crossed with a bad trip involving a lot of nasty wee mouths.
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The Little Auk - basically a flying teddybear
Back on track with that though.

The baby porcs are cute, but remind me somewhat of spiky genitalia...  :lol:

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#261 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 09:44:03 pm
a mushroom covered shit crossed with a bad trip involving a lot of nasty wee mouths.

Almost exactly what Mrs Starfish says, so you are probably right.

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#262 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 09:47:16 pm
a mushroom covered shit crossed with a bad trip involving a lot of nasty wee mouths.

Almost exactly what Mrs Starfish says, so you are probably right.

Spoken like a true man. Even if she was completely wrong she would still be right. Somehow.

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#263 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 09:55:36 pm
There is an interesting and undeniable aesthetic link between gently undulating skins of nudibranchs, the mouth-like openings on a banksia tree, the shapes and textures of Fontainebleau sandstone and the subtle movement of a mans scrotum as it is gently stroked; but this probably isn't the place for such things...

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#264 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 10:57:27 pm
this probably isn't the place for such things...

The title says:
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Pretty much exclusively for Magpie

Magpie says:
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carry on
 
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#265 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 19, 2009, 11:46:02 pm
The title says:
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Pretty much exclusively for Magpie


Correct

Not totally exclusive! I personally think that all the slimy things are weird and wonderful but not cute. Not like:




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#266 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 12:12:38 am
Puppies! *melts*  :-[

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#267 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 01:24:18 am
The baby porcs are uber-cute :)

There is an interesting and undeniable aesthetic link between gently undulating skins of nudibranchs, the mouth-like openings on a banksia tree, the shapes and textures of Fontainebleau sandstone and the subtle movement of a mans scrotum as it is gently stroked; but this probably isn't the place for such things...
Holy fuck - that is hands down the most disturbing thing yet posted on ukb  :lol:

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#268 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 07:12:08 am
Holy fuck - that is hands down the most disturbing thing yet posted on ukb  :lol:

More disturbing than that naked pic of Alain Robert?

<shudder>

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#269 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 08:04:05 am
Puppies! *melts*  :-[

I like puppies. And baby dogs.

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#270 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 09:56:10 am
Sorry if it's been done before, {I couldn't be bothered trawling through 14 pages of fur to find out  :P } but the Axolotl is a very cheery chap. 


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#271 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 09:57:45 am
In fact, Uglorable in general has some "so ugly it's cute" stuff.

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#272 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 10:27:55 am



Its head looks like a helmet with eyes stuck on (just an observation).

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#273 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 10:30:01 am
Its head looks like a helmet with eyes stuck on (just an observation).

Pretty much exclusively for Magpie  :lol:

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#274 Re: Pretty much exclusively for Magpie
February 20, 2009, 10:38:02 am
J'Adore Pug dogs, they seem to be the happiest daftest dogs in the world.










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