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Dead Fit birds who go climbing (part III) (Read 1041823 times)

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The question of whether or not a woman ticks every box in qualifying for DFBWGC status is always gonna be a subjective one. Suffice to say I was under the impression that the idea was to avoid mingers on the thread. And in no way will I accept that this........



....is a minger. Maybe not your type but she's no moose.   :)
Her torso actually makes my physically repulsed. I just Googled "starvation victim" for a Shit Isn't That... entry but it was a bit too grim.

Face is okay, but in terms of physical attraction, no.

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That's clever! Good find! Same boulder, same girl, same problem, same move, same cute arse!

Glad my online stalker skills are appreciated.

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I like the way this thread is going. Critiques are the way forward as no one wants to be seen as having poor taste.

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Got to say I agree with Jasper on the Steph Davis issue...



But what is a DFBWGC thread without Alex Puccio...







and



I hope these are up to editorial standards

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Puccio's got a nice face but she seems a bit, I dont know, broad. Still, a good contribution to the thread.

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Biggish shoulders, high up breasts. I kinda like it, distinctive at least.

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I know what you mean with Alex Puccio. I Imagine her father is a New York Policeman

She doesn't fulfil 1 essential criteria - Never date a girl who can knock you the fuck out.

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Bergen-Belsen chic, danke nein. More meat on an Egyptian mummy :thumbsdown:

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Puccio's got a nice face but she seems a bit, I dont know, broad. Still, a good contribution to the thread.
Puccio beats SD for me and she's certainly broader shouldered than SD. But hang on Will, isnt a certain blonde UK boulderer (not Jasper), who you got into trouble over on UKC for stating your longings to drill, rather - ahem - broad, about the shoulders?  :-\

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I enjoy this new found harshness boys, I think the thread will be better for it  8)

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But hang on Will, isnt a certain blonde UK boulderer (not Jasper), who you got into trouble over on UKC for stating your longings to drill, rather - ahem - broad, about the shoulders?  :-\

This one?


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... drill ...

Huh, huh-huh.  You said drill.


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And any way...








No apologies for re-posting some of these. You know which I'm talking about.  ;D




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Biggish shoulders, high up breasts. I kinda like it, distinctive at least.

Am I giving too much away  :shrug:

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No apologies for re-posting some of these. You know which I'm talking about.  ;D


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Good shit Jasper. Only gripe is with number 4 looking a bit maternal.
that is cristian core's girl. fit she is, but just fit.
 ;)

Sounds like a "Butter Face".





fit body but her face.

Good work this thread.  :thumbsup:

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Biggish shoulders, high up breasts. I kinda like it, distinctive at least.

to me Alex Puccio looks like a bloke. Definitely not my type and therefore to me not Dead Fit.

ObiWan's last lot get  :thumbsup: from me

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well worth reposting


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Obi-wan's re-booted Birdbot, woohoo  :thumbsup:

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Not too sure about January and April. Definite winners in May and August.

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