[slackline]

[lagerstarfish]

Mmm - tasty...

I notice that the wood chewer is in a padded room.

[Tris]

I notice that the wood chewer is in a padded room.

Indeed - but one designed for dwarves?

[Tris]

A job for Gillette Mach 3 Turbo XR3i 16v Coupé?

[Tris]

[Will Hunt]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8495630.stm

[slackline]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8495630.stm

Have you bought a new hat recently Will?

[Tris]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8495630.stm

One question - how did he get the semen in the first place? 

[GCW]

http://zoosexblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/21.jpg

[Tris]

http://zoosexblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/21.jpg

wrong wrong wrong

I shouldn't have asked should I 

[SA Chris]

Looks like Richard Simpson!

[slackline]

I shouldn't have asked should I 

No, you probably shouldn't (unless you have a career change in mind)...








There's tons out there, horses and bulls are commonly tossed off for expensive sperm to use in selective breeding.

[northerngreg]

Yes - the guy at the back is fisting the elephant. Sweet Jesus. His mother must be proud.

[tomtom]

When I lived in Aberystwyth I knew a fellow who called himself a 'animal fertility expert' but all his mates called him a Ram Wanker (he wasnt a Derby fan..)

[Houdini]

Call me weird but you guys are getting too frisky for this thread ...

[GCW]

Maybe they're all weird, hOUD?

p

[Tris]

Anyone need a valentine?

[butterworthtom]

This begs the question Tris, how did you find it?

[clm]

Beat me to it.  where is the how weird is Tris poll?

[Tris]

This begs the question Tris, how did you find it?

I got emailed the link, it's all over Twitter apparently (I don't use it so it could be a lie/cover story)

Beat me to it.  where is the how weird is Tris poll?

I'm so freakin weird I should move to Tennessee, change my name to Chesney, and live out my dream of farming albino rabbits whilst wearing red spandex and steel toe cap boots. Fuck yeah...what am I doing in the UK.

[tomtom]

Its OK, I've met Tris and can vouch for him. His indeed dire at every level, juvenile, purile and offensive! 

Though admittedly I'm a little concerned by the red spandex.,.. red is sooo last season..

[Tris]

Though admittedly I'm a little concerned by the red spandex.,.. red is sooo last season..

You mean you never knew that's what I've been wearing under my trousers? 

Albino rabbit farms are the future I tell thee, the hicks love 'em..

[magpie]

That is awesome!   

[SpanishJuan]

not quite touching up zoo animals, but I wonder if they got the work experience guy to hold the lions noses while they blew their noses? Its also nice to see that Doncaster airport worries about passengers being eaten by lions
BBC News - Rescued Romanian lions fly to new Yorkshire home

[slackline]

Vague recollections of some UKB peeps watching vids on a laptop in bed together with the duvet pulled up.  I never realised they all had matching tights on...



Wrestling anyone?


Happy Birthday Kitty


Is there a doctor who can help with this?