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Pretty weird
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Extremely weird
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Unbelievably weird
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Not weird at all this is perfectly normal behaviour
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[V NSFW] How weird are some people? (Read 253018 times)

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Bit of a struggle to keep wanking to that one, but I got there in the end  :ras:

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Bit of a struggle to keep wanking to that one, but I got there in the end  :ras:

See how you get on with this one then....



 :???:  :shrug: :???:  :shrug: :???:  :shrug:

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What the hell goes on in someone's life to make that?

I could see someone dressing up like that...maybe...if they were drunk on a hazing ritual...perhaps?
but then getting a mate to video you thrusting at a dakimakura (I had to google that) while you dance around cooking mushrooms?

 :no: :shrug:

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What the hell goes on in someone's life to make that?


The mushrooms are fly agaric (amanita muscara) which might go some way to explaining it.

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Finnish guy who's streaming his life...

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Just made the mistake of clicking on that link and wish I hadn't...

Fat man asleep with his cock out....

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Fat man asleep with his cock out....

Should probably have included the disclaimer he has on the site

"I may masturbate or have sex online"


On a different tangent, WTF are these dicks wearing....












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This lot seem pretty weird (or very stupid, I'm undecided as to which  :-\ )


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Just sorted my wifes birthday present this year....  :P



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Brilliant. Bless the Japanese.

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Looks like a fun family day out....



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#587 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 18, 2016, 08:41:19 pm


WTF is with the escaping nipples. Fucking meat-heads!

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#588 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 18, 2016, 09:26:31 pm
I think that's his boyfriends pinnie

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#589 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 18, 2016, 10:37:31 pm
I run the Bunker's Instagram thingy and being an idle sod, tend to "follow for follow"; that is I tend to not bother looking at who I'm following back.

So, this means I've followed a few "fitness models".

This one made us smile. I think she's overdone the press-ups!




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#590 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 07:21:23 am


WTF is with the escaping nipples. Fucking meat-heads!
Springer had a comp vest ( from an Italian boulder comp I think) that was skin tight black and pink lycra with the same nipple detail. I goaded him to put it on for a laugh . Was proper funny but there was no chance of getting a photo before he quickly reversed out of it :(

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#591 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 09:47:34 am
One of those vests was going to be my first choice when Ratho suddenly stealth-changed their bouldering room "is it really necessary to take your shirt off" (yes it fucking is, I drove an hour and paid a tenner to pull hard on holds not fucking sweat off them) so-called GUIDELINE into a mandatory RULE and then have some miserable geriatric cunt who probably hasn't trained in his life give me a bollocking about it because some tarted up Edinburgh mum complained that she didn't want darling Tarquin and Felicity to have any chance to see a male torso in case they barfed up their quinoa and quails egg on gluten-free toast breakfast in the Range Rover Vogue on the journey back from Ratho.

Either that or one with a fucking swastika on.

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#592 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 09:49:09 am
Was the rule changed before or after your last visit Fiend? Just to clarify...

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#593 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 11:17:28 am
One of those vests was going to be my first choice when Ratho suddenly stealth-changed their bouldering room "is it really necessary to take your shirt off" (yes it fucking is, I drove an hour and paid a tenner to pull hard on holds not fucking sweat off them) so-called GUIDELINE into a mandatory RULE and then have some miserable geriatric cunt who probably hasn't trained in his life give me a bollocking about it because some tarted up Edinburgh mum complained that she didn't want darling Tarquin and Felicity to have any chance to see a male torso in case they barfed up their quinoa and quails egg on gluten-free toast breakfast in the Range Rover Vogue on the journey back from Ratho.

Either that or one with a fucking swastika on.

who was it that when told to put their shirt back on cut peepholes in his shirt before putting it back on so his nipples were on display?

i remembered this while walking to work this morning and was almost bent double laughing away to myself

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#594 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 04:30:25 pm
Christ what is wrong with people. What happens when these people go to a swimming pool, should we all dress in full length swimming costumes a la Victorian days?
I'm with you Fiend, next time I'm at Ratho I'll be showing my titties!

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#595 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 04:56:30 pm
Can I come too? ;)

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#596 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 05:53:04 pm

One of those vests was going to be my first choice when Ratho suddenly stealth-changed their bouldering room "is it really necessary to take your shirt off" (yes it fucking is, I drove an hour and paid a tenner to pull hard on holds not fucking sweat off them) so-called GUIDELINE into a mandatory RULE and then have some miserable geriatric cunt who probably hasn't trained in his life give me a bollocking about it because some tarted up Edinburgh mum complained that she didn't want darling Tarquin and Felicity to have any chance to see a male torso in case they barfed up their quinoa and quails egg on gluten-free toast breakfast in the Range Rover Vogue on the journey back from Ratho.

Either that or one with a fucking swastika on.

I think I've met her...


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#597 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 06:15:33 pm
Can I come too? ;)

After children they look more like slate layers nail bags  :wavecry:

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#598 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 19, 2016, 07:57:41 pm
 :lol: @ that and also Rodma's story, I wouldn't want to trash my specially chosen epilepsy-inducing-and-perfectly-matches-a-gabba-soundtrack vests like that tho...

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#599 Re: [V NSFW] How weird are some people?
February 21, 2016, 07:30:19 pm
The Depot briefly (during a very muggy summer as I remember) implemented a "shirts on" rule which I was quite surprised / annoyed about.


Seriously debated getting a shirt made with a pic of my own naked torso printed on the front.








 

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