[Houdini]

Y' want fries w/ that?

[robertostallioni]

[Houdini]

*tummy rumbles*

Man! I could murder a triple McFuck!

[robertostallioni]

Comin' right up, Sar, yes'em.

[Munkii]

most annoying forum user




 

[lagerstarfish]

Favourite item on McDonalds menu: _________

That 1000.Dave Moose-hunt thread in Jan '08 for biggest dummy spit.
http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,8129.160.html

Can I nominate McFiend for regular and highly entertaining Dummys pits?

The McDummy Award will be paid for by The Lagerstarfish Foundation.
The winner will receive a McDonald's value meal (chosen by the other forum users).

[Jaspersharpe]

Most backtracking and apologising in the interests of niceness: nik at work

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php/topic,10402.msg177428.html#msg177428 - and other threads too numerous to list.

[Fiend]

Back on topic:

Biggest forum wad: unclesomebody - for obvious reasons

Best bouldering ascent: not sure yet

Best nu-probleming / discovering: tie between andi turner + mirf - thumbelina + cornelius, bonjoy for various leafy tunnel exploration, and those yorkshire lads for the crags they keep finding

Services to climbing community: grimer - guidebooks n shizzle

Best bouldering media contribution: unc again - videos and words

Most stimulating climbing debate: stevie haston - "Are british standards shit or not?"

Services to humour: dave - dunno how he does it but on the mark many times

General forum contribution: Jaspersharpe - general mixture of debate and banter

Best fuck-up of the quote tags: not sure, there was a good one recently

Best avatar / signature: tie between lagers's FISH and houdini when he had RIDDIM PUSS

[GCW]

Best bouldering ascent: Jim- Pebble Wall.  It was a sight to behold.

[Jaspersharpe]

General forum contribution: Jaspersharpe - general mixture of debate and banter

  How nice of you Fiend.

This wont stop the McBaiting one bit though you know. 

[uptown]

There should also be some kind of longstanding member award, and a Bubba appreciation trophy.
Who is the longest serving member? (don't substitute is with has Houd.  )

[SA Chris]

There should also be some kind of longstanding member award, and a Bubba appreciation trophy.

I think Bubba should get the lifetime achievement award, or Godlike Genius ^{(TM Q Awards)}

[dave]

Who is the longest serving member?

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?action=mlist;sort=registered;start=0

i can't believe a ukb member can bag an E12 this year without getting at least a nomination. no offence to keith but I think this is more deserving of the title of biggeset forum wad.

[Fiend]

Sorry was on the bouldering tip.

Most massive chuffing wadliness award: __________

[Jaspersharpe]

He might not post on here often but this chap's gotta be up there for a "biggest bouldering wad" nomination too.......

http://ukbouldering.com/board/index.php?action=profile;u=2365

[dave]

how about Most Unfortunate Run Of Injuries:__________

banks, scouse, cofe, even paul B,......? could be a close one.

[Fiend]

Best Dummy Spitter: Houdini - for something other I can't remember but it was totally Jekyll & Hyde.

Best/ spelling and grammar? - eh?
mOSt InterEsTInG UsE Of CApITALS? - wot?

Best list: GCW - the dyno list of SCIENCE.

Best suggestion for 2008 UKB awards category: dave - the quote tag fuck-ups are a major highlight of UKB.

Most accomplished name-dropper: Adam "now had the 4th ascent" / "Chris told me when he was working it..." / "apparently it's now E7" etc etc Lincoln  

most annoying forum user: dunno really, no longer Munkii as the 10000000000 pull-ups thread turned into a work of genius, could be Patrul but that's more "most boring"...

Most massive chuffing wadliness award: keenus

Most inspiring new routes award: keenus

Biggest grading controversy award: keenus

[Fiend]

Most "not sticking to the original question in the thread" award: Everyone on this thread 

[Jaspersharpe]

slackers should get some sort of award for constantly and tirelessly helping out the computer illiterate among us.

I think Houd's dummy spit was because Dr T called him a racist so it was understandable - all ended in hugs anyway. That accolade's gotta go to 1000000Dave despite you running him a close second Fiend. 

[Monolith]

I think Dolph deserves something along the lines of "greatest technological leap taken by mankind" award.

[GCW]

Most mentions of an unrepeated boulder problem:

[Danger]

Best contribution to DFBWGC ______________

[Fiend]

Actually I shouldn't grumble about ppl going off at tangents on here (i.e. all categories and no nominations), there's some class suggestions...

[soapy]

most effort expended:

[Kim]

Most agitation displayed in a series of one line posts: dense