[PATRuL]

Bonjour Mr GA
Divnt bust us man
 
One knows no thing and especially nothing about aliens, but there's alot of queer folk about these parts, mostly there masquerading in uniforms, i believe there called suits.

[Paz]

I'm sensing its a prana thing,

Nice work, just do us all a favour and lay of the fucking Caps lock and shift keys a tad.

[Falling Down]

I've sometimes wondered whether PATRul is a Psychic TV fan. Mixing CAps and LoWER Case was a Genesis P Orridge thing..

[philo]

Nay, patrul ain't no septic. He is originally from not too far away from my roots although I think he was kidnapped by aliens 

your roots being the land of the invading irish?

[PATRuL]

SouL froM the eArtH
SpiRIT frOm the SkY
Pretty much the same as the rest of Us
OH, and BodY from AdaMs rib, or was that WOMen?
WhiCh with a wee bit of detectivE nous you may be aBle to deducE, I this BeinG typIng this, iS of an X and Y chRomosonE (a man if i rememberrrr me BioL).
AnYway, whatever.
 I translat the little above BiBliobous bit like this -
                                                                                           Adams rib being the earth from which we all grow (is it posible to stop growth, when stagnation sets iN?), itS juSt that the cuRRent MythOlogical SpIn puts mEn on top of Women.  Which is a bbit boring and labotomous if you ask me. 
What do you fancy tonight love?
Usual please my Lord.
OOOooo missionary., missionary, HarDer, FasTEr
EnglanDs Green and pleasant lAnD
SplaT

As for the insiduous and seemiingly indiscriminate use of CAPITALS, i like, gives more of an artistic flavour.
Plus i consider it an aid, if  read with more consideration, one may begin a water distillery ... but thats all together another topic.

IrelAnd??  What thinking?

As Graeme said Am a SandDancer.

[Iesu]

this hurts my eyes, i simply can't read it!

[grumpycrumpy]

this hurts my eyes, i simply can't read it!

Hurts my head ...

[philo]

As Graeme said Am a SandDancer.

south sheilds, i might have known with that bad spelling!

[Houdini]

south sheilds, i might have known with that bad spelling!

Mine's a pint.    Harrr!  Sorry

SouL froM the eArtH
SpiRIT frOm the SkY
Pretty much the same as the rest of Us
OH, and BodY from AdaMs rib, or was that WOMen?
WhiCh with a wee bit of detectivE nous you may be aBle to deducE, I this BeinG typIng this, iS of an X and Y chRomosonE (a man if i rememberrrr me BioL).
AnYway, whatever.
 I translat the little above BiBliobous bit like this -
                                                                                           

Ah *rubs mandible* this appears to be an extinct dialect somewhere between Downtown/street Abynnissian and Highland Etruscan . . .

[PATRuL]

I'll have one too if one does not mind
 
As for making sense, Meatballs, therein lies another clue.
By tuning out beyond the sense of physical mind (ie. four wheels, driving wheel (=five wheels?one may think? oh, no its a ... whatever in a space sounded by space with a whole load of other stuff filling it) it must be a car), try sensing out side the delusion of the 'KnoWn' (that which we all agree upon, which looking at the state of this EarTh one may justifiably believe otherwise, so we can make sense).
One doesnea think one self up a climb so it can make sense, no?
One most likely will feel how it feels and shapes form to best utilize the combination of two blank canvases (the body and the rock face).
THinking will of course come into the process but its not thinking about it that gets one moving, or two moving .... but that may well be the initial impetus ... a thought.
Wasn't all this a thought?
A crack in the yolk of union?
Once upon a time ...... there was many senses.
ONly prevelance of reductionist thought rendered the world grey.
This, this life, is meant to be a rainbow, not some devestating assault on OUR beings.
I find the more I am kinder to one's being the more easy i become.
Is it possible to get beyond the veneer of normality and share a little deeper?
Come on try some CapiTAl beHaviouR we might leaRn something MoRE.
What else is there to know beyond big stars and little fairs?

BaNg les drum!!!

[meatball]

Dont mind if i join yOu for a  dO you? MAybe then your post may make sense to me (am i alone??)

[kev.]

its really unfair i cant punter you, just because i don't blurt out my stupidity often enough on here! anyway the sentiment was there 
Pretentious just doesn't do you justice mate

[meatball]

its really unfair i cant punter you, just because i don't blurt out my stupidity often enough on here! anyway the sentiment was there 
Pretentious just doesn't do you justice mate

Moi?

[kev.]

not you meatball, i suppose i didn't make clear who i was directing my post at, I just woke up to read the usual UKB ramblings chat and banter but stumbled on the original post which brought out my morning grumpiness.  To be honest my point was that its not big or clever trying to be wordy on a forum, its essentially a chatty thing, so showing off your english literature skills, however poor, wont endear you to most people.

[meatball]

Fair enough mate, had my morning head on too. 38 more rambles and you can wad/punter to your hearts content. Waffle on my son!!!

[Stoat]

I have only ever met one Sand Dancer climber and that was at some bouldering crag in Frankenjura in 1993. He was living in Germany but was a bit of a mystery as none of us had ever seen him in The County before. I remember the day because I twatted a shoulder on a problem he showed me and spent the rest of the trip belaying. On a positive note I was able to get into Ian Banks as I had fuck all (apart from belaying) else to do.

Is this him?

[St Hubbins]

Just out of interest have these superhuman Americans been to the lakes yet?

When i read the OP the theme tune from 'the crystal maze' popped in my head!