Didn't I tell you that Fachwen was shite?! It is quite hard to believe how much fuss this crock of obscure wank has generated over the years. I blame it all on Jim Perrin, and come to think of it, his son Will - those fuckers have got a lot to answer for. Even if it was the last crag on the face of the earth I would still rather play netball with a load of busty young ladies - actually that sounds great anyway.
The top Caseg Traverse is also V5.
I shouldn't bite the carrot that Dave is dangling in front of me, but what the hell, I like carrots.
Go and try Wavelength for a soft touch Northern Soul V8 you cheeky scamp!
...okay, so I do realise that might be an exception.