[GCW]

Always works in preview but never in the post, but here goes:
Legwarmers

Watch out Magpie, HypnoHunt is BACK!!!

[andy_e]

http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/yh/yh_forecast_weather.html

Might be iffy. Then again, certain slopers will be kept in good condition.

[andy_e]

Weather due to improve according to the met office 

[GCW]

Fingers crossed for tomorrow otherwise there will be a couple of grumpy people sheltering under Underhand.

[magpie]

Were about 10mins off Almscliff now and it's like the height of Scottish summer, i don't know what you're all moaning about. There's big bits of blue sky and everything.

[uptown]

There's big bits of blue sky and everything.

Yep, good this afternoon, bad tomorrow. Check out the prayer flags underneath Jess' whilst you're there - someone must need spiritual help with the crux.

[magpie]

Hurrah!

I may borrow the prayer flags to wear as a scarf, see if they help me get up anything.

[uptown]

If we could have an early morning Sunday report also please Mr Guru sir? I feel confident you will then receive your long overdue knighthood..

Here's your early afternoon Sunday report Nik - I'm sure you'll be at the cliff already though. Dry since 9, very, very, very (did I say very?) breezy - so good flavours if you take some pegs for the mats. I'm not after a knighthood, yet to be a forum hero like you........................

[nik at work]

And I am stuck working after a day of complete frustration yesterday, grrrrr....

(you're a forum hero to me)

[GCW]

Got there at 9:30, left at 13:00 when it started raining heavily.
Very windy it was, but oddly conditions weren't great.

UTG, I can only apologise- I didn't do that Morrell's traverse properly as it was wet.  Please don't set the Cliff Beta Filth on my trail.  I'll do it ASAP, Sir.

[nik at work]

Can anyone give me a conditions report for the cliff today? I have a vague notion that I may head over that way, or I may just stay here and drink coffee....

[andy_e]

Blue skies here. Other than that I couldn't tell you if it was cold or windy because I've been stuck in a building all day.

[uptown]

Can anyone give me a conditions report for the cliff today? I have a vague notion that I may head over that way, or I may just stay here and drink coffee....

Shouldn't listen to Andi - it rained as soon as he posted. However, it's now looking good for the rest of the day, and I shall be cliff wise later Nik if you wanna join me.

[nik at work]

Will try and get out but currently in the midst of an angry child drama which may scupper plans.
Kids ey?

[robertostallioni]

You need a 'naughty' cellar. Similar to the naughty corner or naughty step but colder, darker and a fuck load more effective. No more anger guaranteed. Now, to convince the Mrs to send me to the naughty shed. Wtih a naughty cold one.

[nik at work]

I hear your Mrs and offspring were keen to climb on Sunday but it was a bit cold for you
Possibly cliff-ward bound on Wednesday if you are free and fancy it?

[robertostallioni]

Do fancy, not free though. Mon/Wed/(sometimes Fri) are my babysitting nights(Is it still called b.sitting if they're  your own). I only need another 7 tiger tokens and I can either have a weekend day outside, or a toaster.

[nik at work]

Get a toaster, toast is lovely, mmmmmm.....

[Plattsy]

Anyone know if Almscliff will dry this afternoon?

[rootask]

its dry atm, i reckon itll be fine all day

[Will Hunt]

Was beautiful today, got loads done 
Looks like its going to bone tomorrow as well

[Plattsy]

It was great until my friend dislocated & fractured his ankle. If you've got a smaller pad stacked on a larger pad make sure you don't hit the edge of the smaller pad.

[andy_e]

It was great until my friend dislocated & fractured his ankle.

Savage man, I was down at South Cave so I saw him being hobbled down the field to the gate, poor bloke, is he OK?

[Plattsy]

It was great until my friend dislocated & fractured his ankle.

Savage man, I was down at South Cave so I saw him being hobbled down the field to the gate, poor bloke, is he OK?

As good as he can be I guess. Needs an operation on it.

[Will Hunt]

Man thats rough. Saw someone getting carted down the hill on a bouldering mat but didnt know it was that bad. Was it the Matterhorn Arete? Hope he's better soon.