Other names on the list included "4Real", "V8", and "Queen Victoria".
Dense is revolted at punning so I'm refusing to get involved.
Woman who refused to stop signing "I Will Always Love You" is thrown off of plane
ET phone home
A pair of concrete wellington boots given to the comedian Jimmy Cricket by fellow funnyman Ken Dodd have been stolen from his garden in Rochdale.
look for a burglar with a hernia