[dave]

Anyone heard any news about the delightful jim davidson lately?

[tomtom]

Anyone heard any news about the delightful jim davidson lately?

Was he found felching Osbourne? (Allegedly)

[dave]

Not that I've heard. Depends if he has the same lawyers as Lord McAlpine.

[tomtom]

http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/mar/20/jim-davidson-re-arrested

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Shame they can't get him on anything important, like evading a parking fine.

[SA Chris]

Or misselling services when he describes himself as a comedian.

[slackline]

European Union Votes could be held in secret

So far one of my MEPs has responded that they will be voting against this.

Overwhelmingly rejected 

[Jaspersharpe]

That's good news. 

[mrjonathanr]

Nice one Mina, media star.

[slackline]

Not sure about the ethics, but a study has found a lot of doctors prescribe placebos.

[slackline]

"Scratch up a bit, little bit higher, aaagh, thats the spot" 

[csurfleet]

The end of the world has begun:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html

[crimp]

The end of the world has begun:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/large-asbestoscontaminated-tarantula-on-the-loose-in-cardiff-8544532.html

perhaps our insect overlords should be concerned. Fire-proof giant spiders are here!!!

[Will Hunt]

Fire proof AND carcinogenic!

TREMBLE, Wales, TREMBLE!

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Only ten?

http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parliament/2013/03/the-sunday-times-reports-that-at-least-ten-police-officers-conspired-to-falsely-discredit-andrew-mit.html

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Boris on the future -

http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-03-24/boris-squirms-on-pm-talk-its-not-going-to-happen/

Boris on the past -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21916385

[crimp]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

enough said

[tregiffian]

This would never happen in Nempnett Thrubwell.

[crimp]

 

This would never happen in Nempnett Thrubwell.

poor Nempnett Thrubwell. It's never recovered from the hexagonal chocolate brownies tragedy.

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

enough said

And here's the HSE's response.

http://www.hse.gov.uk/press/record/2013/sun250313.htm

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

More proof positive.

1. Tory.

2. Head goes "Slap"*

3. = Cunt.

True now, [Pickles, Evil Twins, Hague, Howard], true then [Beeching]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21829838

* A congenital disease not to be confused with male pattern (or any other form of) baldness or simply a receding hairline.

It's the inability, and usually the willful inability to understand the consequences of your own laissez-faire (?) (in)actions.

The simple lack of human compassion, the lack of a sense of "fair play", the sense that "I have power and money, and fuck anyone else who doesn't"

And having a head that goes slap.

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Surely - better to let them die and decrease the surplus population?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21956316

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Crisis strikes the editorial team at the Daily Mail as they run out of things to be outraged about -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2299619/Selfie-photo-craze-The-pouting-pictures-I-fear-daughter-end-regretting.html


[WARNING! This is a link to the Daily Mail website]

[crimp]

The daily mail running out of things to be outraged about?

Shit my boots. Im sure that's one of the signs in revelations.

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

What's a modern phrase for "sabre-rattling"?

(Not good news.)

"Korea Opportunities"