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Prof Lean develops nutritionally balanced pizza 

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Poor show Dacre!

How exactly is this going to affect my house price?

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Tories advise top donors how to avoid tax /via Ben P on Twitter.

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Its not just drugs where SmaxoGlithCline are economic with the truth but Ribena too as two 14yr school girls in New Zealand discovered.

Altogether now...

[Fultonius]

Are major U-Turns now a government policy?  They'll be getting dizzy soon...  The forests shall stay!

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

The Dalai Lama has killed Bagpuss!

[lagerstarfish]

http://jop.sagepub.com/content/26/7/994

for those of you who don't have access via work/athens

Given the evidence for a beneficial effect of LSD on alcoholism, it is puzzling why this treatment approach has been largely overlooked

"puzzling"? my arse

this approach is bound to be doomed now that Nutty is on side with it

Curing alcohol dependency requires huge changes in the way you see yourself. That's what LSD does. Overall there is a big effect, show me another treatment with results as good; we've missed a trick here. This is probably as good as anything we've got for treating alcoholism

[slackline]

Makes you proud to be "British"   

(although actually its got fuck all to do with being British, its about being human, having the capacity for compassion and helping people out, which bus drivers appear to lack)

[Will Hunt]

What the fuck?! Who were the callous members of the public who refused to help him home and stood by whilst he was assaulted?! 

Delayed passengers shout: "I don't care about your fucking rights."

I didn't know David Cameron took the bus to work.

 

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Policemen have no sense of smell 

[slackline]

Gosh what a surprise, claims of benefits to performance often unfounded and minuscule when they do exist

[fatneck]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-18893129

Ha!

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Don't knock the fucker; he did far better than I could manage!

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Slightly more important news than the usual trivia:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-18901925

The jury heard Det Ch Insp Anthony Tagg had been found to have "invented" evidence given under oath during a hearing held in their absence.

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[Grubes]

14dead and 50 injured at an premier of the new batman film
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18922685
people shot and explosive set off

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14dead and 50 injured at an premier of the new batman film
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18922685
people shot and explosive set off

"But its my constitutional right to bear arms" fucking dick head NRA idiots...

[Grubes]

14dead and 50 injured at an premier of the new batman film
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18922685
people shot and explosive set off

"But its my constitutional right to bear arms" fucking dick head NRA idiots...

Apparently this is only a few miles from colombine high school. I wonder if anyone tooks the no hope thoughts brought up by bowling for colombine seriously. Or is this maralyn mansons fault again?

you nevere know if could just be another mental septic with a gun

[slackline]

I guess its a start, but what about all the other accusations of hacking? 

[DaveC]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jul/25/shock-gdp-fall-deepens-double-dip-recession

I see the 'austerity' policy is working well over there then...... maybe I should have posted this in the "Cameron is a...." thread?

[slackline]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/jul/25/shock-gdp-fall-deepens-double-dip-recession

I see the 'austerity' policy is working well over there then...... maybe I should have posted this in the "Cameron is a...." thread?

Quarter 2 is currently a preliminary estimate though.

[tomtom]

well, the bad weather has had some positive impacts....

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/Crime-quarter-Hull-thanks-rain/story-16589123-detail/story.html

The DD recession is bad news though. Can I have a job in Australia please.

[andy_e]

The comments are a fine example of Britain's unrivalled cynicism and are well worth a read.

[slackline]

Its all going of at Owlerton Stadium 

[Jaspersharpe]

YES YES FUCKING YES!!

www.guardian.co.uk/law/2012/jul/27/twitter-joke-trial-high-court

At last some common sense.