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#3775 Re: Da News
October 04, 2011, 10:58:21 am
Spawning the very amusing #MailHistory hashtag:

www.twitter.com/search?q=MailHistory

Very good some excellent ones there... I liked the WMD one...

Still trying to figure out why aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB smited and wadded me in the same blow.. *shrugs* :)

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#3776 Re: Da News
October 04, 2011, 11:03:58 am
Still trying to figure out why aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB smited and wadded me in the same blow.. *shrugs* :)

He was drunk and clicked on the wrong one first try?

And yeah, I've been drinking the Scotch again, and yeah, I'm pissed off and angry I can't precisely articulate the real issues, and the real problems here, and even more pissed off there's fuck all I can personally do to help the people here who really do need it.


The internet - it's fucking wonderful, for the self-righteous, pompous, and keepers of the one shining truth that's going to be revealed as the saviour of all humankind, isn't it?

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#3777 Re: Da News
October 04, 2011, 11:16:16 am
Yes, I figured something similar may have happened :) I'd kept a clean nose for the last 18 months ;)

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#3778 Re: Da News
October 04, 2011, 11:35:36 am
I thought he meant to although I may well be wrong. Makes sense innit.

Tasteless = very poor = punter.

Tasteless = also funny though = wad.

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#3781 Re: Da News
October 04, 2011, 05:07:23 pm
I thought he meant to although I may well be wrong. Makes sense innit.

Tasteless = very poor = punter.

Tasteless = also funny though = wad.

Jasper is entirely correct.

Mind you, I was trolleyed at the same time too.

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#3782 Re: Da News
October 04, 2011, 06:41:37 pm
Those loveable Tories, and their wacky knockabout mates:


I would like to make it abundantly, absolutely, inescapably, and undeniably clear.

Formally. For the record.

This has got *NOTHING* to do with me

http://yfrog.com/nyemttdj

Any similarity between my name and these ignorant racist nobheads is purely coincidental

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#3783 Re: Da News
October 05, 2011, 06:29:10 am
The Dially Mile and their zany knockabout readership -

Apropos retiurn of skulls looted by German colonials:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045107/Skulls-snatched-Africa-German-scientists-trying-prove-Europeans-master-race-finally-returned.html#ixzz1ZqVbXxBx

And the 'best' rated comment on that story is.....

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All men are not born equal, so why believe that all races are equal? Any person with common sense or logic can see this is simply not true, doesn't mean we should not respect one another. It just shows why mass immigration must be stopped, because if you take away the Europeans from this continent our culture and great society will be destroyed too.
- James, England, 4/10/2011 18:20

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#3784 Re: Da News
October 05, 2011, 07:19:42 am
Joseph Stiglitz: Austerity not the way to go for Europe
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15110053

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#3786 Re: Da News
October 06, 2011, 03:31:25 am
See. It's not all bad news:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/oct/06/sarah-palin-not-run-president

Score one for the Man Upstairs

"After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for president of the United States.

"When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order."

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#3787 Re: Da News
October 06, 2011, 02:47:42 pm
Yeah at least we wont be seeing a delusional psychotic maniac bird running for President eh?

http://www.michelebachmann.com/

Oh shit!  :o

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#3788 Re: Da News
October 06, 2011, 03:40:22 pm

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#3789 Re: Da News
October 06, 2011, 03:46:07 pm
 :goodidea:

Might go foraging this weekend given the shit weather forecast.

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#3790 Re: Da News
October 06, 2011, 03:55:51 pm
That's cool.

We once took a flask of mushroom coffee into The Broadfield on a Friday night and gave some to just about everyone in there.

Positive attitudes all round!  ;D

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#3791 Re: Da News
October 07, 2011, 07:57:21 am
"I hope my little nightstick is going to get a workout tonight"

Anyone else amazed at the lack of coverage these protests are getting in the mainstream media?

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#3793 Re: Da News
October 07, 2011, 09:03:01 am
Probably not sticking fingers in ears or going LALALALALALALALA loud enough.

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#3794 Re: Da News
October 09, 2011, 05:53:44 pm

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#3795 Re: Da News
October 09, 2011, 06:08:40 pm
Who ever would of thorted [sic] that the Tories could be out-cunted in government?

Chris Huhne - take a bow!

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#3796 Re: Da News
October 09, 2011, 06:24:57 pm
What the FUCK?!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15231033
'The feud is said to involve eighteen families, most of whom are related ' ........ There's a surprise ........   

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#3797 Re: Da News
October 11, 2011, 02:56:32 pm
Daily Fail caught scanning two day old Grauniad picture and passing off as it's own:

http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2011/10/daily-mail-fox/

Also re the Fox / Werritty story, scandal and certain resignation aside, can anyone really believe (as it says in the Fail article) that AW is 34!?



THIRTY FOUR?



 :-\

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#3798 Re: Da News
October 11, 2011, 03:14:31 pm
34 stone?

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