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May 21, 2011, 06:54:55 pm

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#3176 Re: Da News
May 22, 2011, 06:55:30 pm
This CTB thing.

Is anyone else as surprised as I am that there's not been a Scottish news source revealing either this, or any of the other superinjunctions, given the writ of English Law does not run in Scotland, and therefore no such injunction exists north of the border?

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#3178 Re: Da News
May 23, 2011, 05:42:14 pm
There's a big fucking Tiger on the loose, quick call in the cops.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13501524

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#3179 Re: Da News
May 24, 2011, 03:11:59 am
It's been bizarre watching the mainstream Australian press obey the injunction but one of your MPs speaking up in parliament seems to have opened the floodgates!

http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-technology/british-mp-defies-court-to-name-giggs-in-injunction-row-20110524-1f1n0.html

PS I wonder if our overlords will have to remove this post?

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#3180 Re: Da News
May 24, 2011, 03:10:01 pm
Been nice knowing you (might grab one of those concrete tents if the end of the world is nigh!).

Another date to not put into your diaries.   :wank:

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#3181 Re: Da News
May 24, 2011, 03:17:40 pm
Been nice knowing you (might grab one of those concrete tents if the end of the world is nigh!).

Another date to not put into your diaries.   :wank:

Amazing, some great quotes there:

He said sorry for not having the dates "worked out as accurately as I could have".

Over the weekend, he said, he had returned to the scripture and it had "dawned" on him that a "merciful and compassionate God" would spare humanity by compressing the apocalyptic destruction into a shorter time frame.  :-\


Asked if he had any advice to offer those who had given away their material wealth in the belief the world was about to end, Mr Camping said they would cope.


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#3182 Re: Da News
May 24, 2011, 03:23:21 pm
I missed all this Rapture stuff as I was in Font. What a bunch of cunts!

More importantly, the Danish government has banned Marmite!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/24/denmark-bans-marmite

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#3183 Re: Da News
May 24, 2011, 10:45:21 pm
Where oh where to post this?

News?

Ultimate t'interweb?

Music/Art/Culture?


TELL US THE TRUTH!!

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#3184 Re: Da News
May 25, 2011, 12:00:08 am
Not sure where to put this - Audio from survivors of the tornado in Joplin on monday that killed 120:


pretty mental

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#3185 Re: Da News
May 25, 2011, 08:22:07 am
Well I'm entirely sure that this is exactly the place for......

Man "blown up like balloon".


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#3187 Re: Da News
May 25, 2011, 01:34:52 pm
Man attacked by goose:

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9045198.Man_attacked_by_goose_in_Horsham/

This really tickled me...

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He tried to escape on his quad bike but the goose landed on his head and he crashed into a tree.

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#3188 Re: Da News
May 25, 2011, 05:22:34 pm
Millionaire singer in "completely out of touch" shocker:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2011/may/25/adele-tax-grievances

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#3190 Re: Da News
May 27, 2011, 04:08:18 pm
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/kingstonnews/9053176.Horrified_children_watch_lions_tear_apart_baby_bearcat/

Children get a valuable lesson in law of the jungle, and find out lions aren't all Akuna Matata.

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#3192 Re: Da News
May 31, 2011, 12:32:53 pm
Berlusconi's party has been fuc*** up big time in these last administrative elections. lost many mayors and city councils, even where it was very strong before, and he also personally lost half of his own preferences votes (the votes in which you specifically name a candidate).
maybe it won't change the situation in one day, but it's an important step. it's clearly a vote against the person, and that's all that counts now.  :punk:

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#3193 Re: Da News
May 31, 2011, 01:20:42 pm
There are many parallels between Berlusconi and Blatter. I wonder who will cling on the longest!

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#3194 Re: Da News
May 31, 2011, 02:51:19 pm
Japanese pensioners volunteer to clean up Fukushima plant:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13597670

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#3195 Re: Da News
May 31, 2011, 05:38:40 pm
Best off giving Barnsley a body-swerve for the time being then…

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#3196 Re: Da News
May 31, 2011, 05:40:17 pm
There are many parallels between Berlusconi and Blatter. I wonder who will cling on the longest!

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#3197 Re: Da News
May 31, 2011, 06:11:46 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-13608444

Anyone for a not da newz thread?


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#3199 Re: Da News
June 02, 2011, 12:45:57 pm
Everyone who isn't a windowlicker knows that X Factor and Britain's Got Talent are fixed (and that they're just huge cash cows for Cunty Cowell) but it's actually even worse than that......

http://justpaste.it/c8g

If anyone is forced to watched this muck by a loved one then I strongly recommend you get them to read this....

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So far in the history of BGT and X-Factor, for that matter, no one has ever won who has not been an "invited or preferred" contestant, and it does sadden me that, all those thousands of  people, lining up outside, often in the rain and cold, are basically wasting their time.  The producers of BGT are not looking for the talented people, they aready have those.  The reality is  that the producers are hunting out oddities, freaks and, I'm ashamed to say, mentally ill people, to act as amusing fillers in the audition shows.  They are nothing more than unpaid extras  and they don't even qualify for traveling expenses!

I've mentioned before that Ben Elton's book Chart Throb is a brilliant description of X Factor and it seems he got it bang on.

Nobody with an ounce of intelligence should be supporting this horrible shite by watching it.

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