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#2650 Re: Da News
December 01, 2010, 05:10:22 pm
If they don't sort out something with the students, etc. by then they've basically given everyone a free bank holiday to go and protest!  Should make for some interesting footage for the royal wedding...

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#2651 Re: Da News
December 01, 2010, 07:12:54 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11887575

To be able to deal with seeing what's left of your legs and then have the presence of mind to do something about, just incredible. I am in awe.

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#2652 Re: Da News
December 03, 2010, 02:59:44 pm
Shame not everyone else has the same presence of mind...

Hello, police?  Yes someone's stolen my snowman  :wall: :wank: :'(

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#2654 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 09:20:13 am
Anyone else catch the radio 4 8am news broadcast this morning? Cracking spoonerism and attempted recovery by James Naughtie. Very funny indeed!
Think this is it, but can’t open youtube at work so can be sure.
A Very Naughtie Slip Of The Tongue

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#2655 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 09:29:12 am
Heard about that on twitter, certainly a slip of the tongue in that YouTube clip  :thumbsup:

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#2656 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 09:36:21 am
How could that be deemed a spoonerism though? I think he was clutching at straws there. A spoonerism is like "Betty Swallocks" or "Beeping Slag".

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#2658 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 10:11:35 am
How could that be deemed a spoonerism though? I think he was clutching at straws there. A spoonerism is like "Betty Swallocks" or "Beeping Slag".

Freudian Slip?

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#2659 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 10:23:55 am
How could that be deemed a spoonerism though? I think he was clutching at straws there. A spoonerism is like "Betty Swallocks" or "Beeping Slag".
Only heard it the once, thought he said "Jeremy Cunt hulture secretary", or some combination to that effect.

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#2660 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 10:28:19 am
that would be a spoonerism then, although its not how I read a web report of it (guardian?), probably just sloppy reporting.

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#2661 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 03:13:32 pm
Ah diddums!! Daily Fail journalist complains she can't afford to shop at Harrods anymore:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1335550/Merry-Christmas-Along-millions-middle-class-families-I-afford-one.html

So detached from reality, she can't see that she's been doing something wrong if the only thing that can make her kids happy is expensive presents.

FUCK OFF!

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#2662 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 03:42:23 pm
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So how did this happen? Put simply, my partner and I started a new ­business four years ago, and we ­borrowed and borrowed and bought a country house alongside the two we owned between us in London.
We practically rebuilt it while I fussed over the kitchen, oohing and aahing over Farrow & Ball paint and butler sinks. We moved to the Cotswolds and I even bought another cottage as an ‘investment’.
When the recession hit, we realised the value of our properties had slumped and we were largely in ­negative equity. We had to rearrange our lives totally. These days, I am lucky if I earn £500 a week as a writer.

So you made some shit decisions and were greedy, blowing your money on expensive shit,and got your fingers very badly burned.

Only £500 a week, well cry me a fucking river. You could always get a proper job.

(and PS you look like a right hatchet faced bitch and those boots probably cost more tha everything I wear this week)

PPS I hate the fucking daily mail, twice this last week I have had middle aged women coming to me with scare mongering shit they have read in the DM. One was a report linking calpol to asthma and one was bathing children too much causing excema.



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#2664 Re: Da News
December 06, 2010, 08:37:13 pm
that would be a spoonerism then, although its not how I read a web report of it (guardian?), probably just sloppy reporting.

I always thought it was the Rev. Spooner not Dr, but then again sloppy subbing by the Gruniad?  Who'd of thkun it?

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#2665 Re: Da News
December 07, 2010, 12:48:01 pm
Good work CNN (click picture for story)...

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#2666 Re: Da News
December 07, 2010, 12:52:34 pm

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#2667 Re: Da News
December 08, 2010, 09:03:44 pm
A story involving gross stupidity, dangerous criminal behaviour and The Broadfield

(OK, so it was a pub in Broadfield, not The Broadfield)

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#2668 Re: Da News
December 10, 2010, 09:38:16 am
Why is Outdoor Gear so Ugly?

While some of these shoes are genuinely great products, others are simply ludicrous. American brand Merrell seems to excel in the latter. The Chameleon3 Axiom Sport (with Ortholite Anatomical Footbed) reaches new heights of ugliness and spurious technicality. If Robocop ate nothing but All-Bran and tyres, this is what his turds would look like.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2010/nov/25/outdoor-gear-bad-science-ugly

Brilliant!

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#2669 Re: Da News
December 10, 2010, 09:57:30 am
A lot of truth there, but also a lot of shite.

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#2670 Re: Da News
December 10, 2010, 12:38:59 pm
A story involving gross stupidity, dangerous criminal behaviour and The Broadfield

(OK, so it was a pub in Broadfield, not The Broadfield)

It may as well have been ...... One of the locals hs just been banned for writing death threats to the current management  ::)

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#2671 Re: Da News
December 10, 2010, 12:47:42 pm

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#2672 Re: Da News
December 15, 2010, 07:54:42 am
Police, upstanding and considerate as always..


Great interviewing skills there  :wank:

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#2673 Re: Da News
December 15, 2010, 08:51:56 am
A story involving gross stupidity, dangerous criminal behaviour and The Broadfield

(OK, so it was a pub in Broadfield, not The Broadfield)

It may as well have been ...... One of the locals hs just been banned for writing death threats to the current management  ::)

 :thumbsup: Going for a drink there on Saturday evening if you're about.

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#2674 Re: Da News
December 15, 2010, 08:55:44 am
Why is Outdoor Gear so Ugly?

Haha he complains about a waterproof jacket costing £300 shortly after linking to a 'simple crew neck jumper' costing £280!

 

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