[Tris]

It took me a minute or so, but I reckon the right one is at Morrisons (with a side flash strobe or something)?

Am I right?

[Tris]

Dog hot pot law causes controversy

[GCW]

No Shit Sherlock.

[Jaspersharpe]

Spot the difference:

I am SMOKING a FAG!

[tomtom]

No Shit Sherlock.

Yes  - this really should be getting bigger headlines. The guys a 

[Jaspersharpe]

What a total cunt.

[Jaspersharpe]

 4chan v Youtube

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/pda/2010/jan/06/youtube-pr0n-attack-4chan-lukeywes1234

Change the url to p o r n instead of pr0n.

[Teaboy]

I know this type of story is not entirely uncommon but this guy has raised the bar of stupidity by having Kaka's name tattooed as well.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1190839_robinho_leaves_tattooed_city_fan_blue

The most worrying aspect is his professed desire to have kids!

[Jaspersharpe]

Awesome stupidity!

[Drew]

104mph in a 50 zone? Fucking footballers!

[Jaspersharpe]

Not just any footballer. Cashley - Sporting Cunt of The Decade 2000 - 2009. Nice to see he's keeping his standards up.

A £15 victim surcharge and £300 costs were added by the panel to "reflect his income".

A request that Cole be allowed 21 days to pay was greeted with laughter by magistrates, who granted it nonetheless.

That is a fucking joke. In what way does and extra £315 reflect the fact that he earns over five million pounds a year?

The player has immediately launched an appeal against the ban, which will be heard later.

Hope they bump the sentence up.

CUNT!!!

[tomtom]

I know this type of story is not entirely uncommon but this guy has raised the bar of stupidity by having Kaka's name tattooed as well.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1190839_robinho_leaves_tattooed_city_fan_blue

The most worrying aspect is his professed desire to have kids!

I think I may have posted this before but anyway...

[SA Chris]

And any child named Kaka is unlikely to have the piss taken out of him. I would laugh my ass off if he had two girls.

[Tris]

'Dad's Army' promotes violence on Ebay

[aLICErOBERTSfANkLUB]

Christ he got an easy ride here, didn't he?

BBC News - Iraq inquiry hears defiant Blair say: I'd do it again

[Drew]

Fucking ugly house


However I've just worked out a way of building whatever you want to without getting proper planning permission. Get PP for a mahussive barn, build it, and make it look like it's properly a barn, then build your fuck-knows-what inside. After "4 years" tear down the barn, and laugh your little socks off!

[grumpycrumpy]

Christ he got an easy ride here, didn't he?

BBC News - Iraq inquiry hears defiant Blair say: I'd do it again

Too fucking right he did ..... I was hoping he was going to play the 'God told me do it ' card when put under pressure ......But every time he got a bit of a sweat on they eased off ......   

[Ethan]

Pyjama-wearing mother barred from shopping at Tesco.....

BBC News - Pyjama-wearing mother barred from shopping at Tesco

[slackline]

Pyjama-wearing mother barred from shopping at Tesco.....

BBC News - Pyjama-wearing mother barred from shopping at Tesco

Check a bit higher up 

[Tris]

Branding ban on fags?

I'll have 20 of the ones in the white box please..

[Jaspersharpe]

Christ he got an easy ride here, didn't he?

BBC News - Iraq inquiry hears defiant Blair say: I'd do it again

Too fucking right he did ..... I was hoping he was going to play the 'God told me do it ' card when put under pressure ......But every time he got a bit of a sweat on they eased off ...... 

What did you expect though? It's all a fucking farce.

[Tris]

Post clubbing snacks - ambient sausage rolls

[Tris]

More fags - exploding ones this time

Mr Warsianto said the company assisted with the medical bill as a form of sympathy to "a loyal customer".

[Jaspersharpe]

Irish confused by sun.

[slackline]

Pheasent plucking anyone?