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Clearly in the wrong line of business.

"before we agree to conduct these surveys for you, we will need to ask you a few questions

1) Are you a bunch of stupid mugs

2) Do you have shitload of public money to squander

3) Will you pay us a shitload for essentially doing fuckall

If you have answered yes to all of the above, please confirm your willingness to enter into this agreement by handing over a signed blank cheque"

Jaspersharpe · December 18, 2009, 02:04:32 pm

It's a fucking joke.

Tris · December 18, 2009, 02:09:56 pm

Quote from: SA Chris on December 18, 2009, 10:28:39 am

£180, so how the hell does James Cameron just his gillion dollar budget?

To pay the computer programmers

Anyone seen Avatar yet?

Fultonius · December 18, 2009, 07:08:48 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8421076.stm

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He said men tended to be attracted to female faces that were young and feminine

No shit, Sherlock.

DaveC · December 20, 2009, 11:39:21 am

So the Australian media thinks that reporting medieval superstitious bullshit is headline f'ing news!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/20/2776867.htm
http://www.theage.com.au/national/vatican-gives-green-light-to-sainthood-20091219-l6rr.html
I don't give a shit how many people in this place are supposed to be catholic, it's not major news and it certainly should not be regarded as more important than the massive-fucking-waste-of-time-and-money which was the Copenhagen bunfight!
What a wonderfully forward-looking nation this is!!

Tris · December 20, 2009, 09:59:52 pm

30 mile bus rampage

Don't know how to embed video from Sky, sorry...

GCW · December 20, 2009, 10:03:10 pm

Quote from: slack---line on December 15, 2009, 11:30:15 am

Fuck you I won't buy what you tell me :D

I am so pleased RATM got it. Been a fan for years and that tune was a constant when I was at school/Uni (although I think Bombtrack is a better tune).
Maybe this should be a YYFY!

SA Chris · December 20, 2009, 11:10:39 pm

Great

Jaspersharpe · December 21, 2009, 12:33:58 pm

As Charlie Brooker said.........

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Just downloaded RATM single. Yes I know it's Sony. So what? Campaign's funny, KITNO is a good song, and The Climb is utter shit.

It's just nice not to have yet another dogshit cover by one of Cowell's puppets as Christmas number one.

slackline · December 21, 2009, 01:44:22 pm

You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight

Houdini · December 22, 2009, 06:01:21 am

http://www.thisisplymouth.co.uk/crime/Plea-sex-assault-op-shelf-stacker/article-1626452-detail/article.html

slackline · December 22, 2009, 07:17:06 am

How truly weird ???

slackline · December 22, 2009, 04:02:26 pm

Shop liftings not so bad (according to one priest!)

slackline · December 22, 2009, 04:27:21 pm

What goes around comes around

DaveC · December 23, 2009, 07:14:28 am

Honestly, there are times I cannot comprehend the stupidity of people over here, then again, they did elect John Howard as PM for 12 years...the morons!
http://www.theage.com.au/national/warning-after-toddlers-locked-in-hot-cars-20091223-lcsc.html
For some bizarre reason, there has been a trend toward buying black cars here as well, possibly the most stupid colour for anything in this climate.

lagerstarfish · December 30, 2009, 09:23:21 am

Beer cheaper than water in UK

EDIT

Supermarket own brand value lager weak as piss - might as well buy water

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