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Johnny Brown · October 23, 2009, 08:29:01 am

Google did tell me he does a lot of work promoting PRS though. Now there's a fucking surprise.

cofe · October 23, 2009, 01:52:04 pm

the stupid bitch still doesn't get it, does she?

Johnny Brown · October 23, 2009, 01:55:08 pm

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"Louis is definitely going to be back," said Brian Friedman. "We've been talking about his song choices and I think they're really good."

Good to see them end on an up note there. Sad-face endings are so Daily Mail.

cofe · October 23, 2009, 01:56:04 pm

Quote from: Johnny Brown on October 23, 2009, 01:55:08 pm

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"Louis is definitely going to be back," said Brian Friedman. "We've been talking about his song choices and I think they're really good."

Good to see them end on an up note there. Sad-face endings are so Daily Mail.

amen to that, preach. a-fucking-men.

Jaspersharpe · October 23, 2009, 01:58:22 pm

I wouldn't necessarily call yet another piece of free advertising for Cunty Cowell's Freak Show of Doom an up note mind.

Jaspersharpe · October 23, 2009, 02:50:57 pm

slackline · October 23, 2009, 02:53:10 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on October 23, 2009, 02:50:57 pm

WTF?

My wife clocked this on the news last nightm its fucking ridiculous, but then it is the US (although I wouldn't be surprosed if it happend here given the over zealous policing these days).

Jaspersharpe · October 23, 2009, 02:56:24 pm

Surely he'll get off. It's fucking insane........oh yeah, it's in the Land Of The Free as you say so probably not.

Jaspersharpe · October 23, 2009, 02:57:46 pm

Amazing Sun headline.........

http://img44.yfrog.com/i/fgdhl.jpg/

cofe · October 23, 2009, 02:59:34 pm

you've got to take your hat off to them sometimes. genius.

DaveC · October 23, 2009, 10:33:22 pm

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/10/23/2722773.htm ???
WTF is going on over there?!

Jaspersharpe · October 27, 2009, 01:29:35 pm

Frogs shaft Scientologist scum.

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France regards Scientology as a sect, not a religion.

Shame about them getting away with not being totally banned but still.

slackline · October 28, 2009, 12:24:05 pm

Fucking scum

Houdini · October 28, 2009, 12:33:55 pm

Aye.

They need their limbs amputating and be chained by the neck to a short post so dogs can urinate on them.

slackline · October 28, 2009, 01:17:00 pm

On a brighter note Curry anyone?

reeve · October 28, 2009, 07:33:50 pm

Quote from: slack---line on October 28, 2009, 12:24:05 pm

Fucking scum

Quote from: The above BBC news report

The offenders, who ran off, wore hooded tops.

I knew it!

john horscroft · October 29, 2009, 12:31:46 pm

Quote from: Jaspersharpe on October 23, 2009, 02:57:46 pm

Amazing Sun headline.........

http://img44.yfrog.com/i/fgdhl.jpg/

No, no, can't let them get away with that. The very idea that the Sun would have an original thought!

Sun nick someone else's idea shock more like. That line originally by Saint Billy the Bragg -

There you are standing in the bar
And you're giving me grief about the DDR
And that chip on your shoulder gets bigger as you
get older
One of these night you're gonna get caught,
And She'll give you a pregnant pause for thought
You're a dedicated swallower of fascism

john horscroft · October 29, 2009, 12:35:24 pm

So, as far as I'm concerned you can still

http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/cartoon/2009/oct/01/steve-bell-the-sun-cartoon

butters · October 29, 2009, 01:58:54 pm

I am unable to come up with a witty strapline for this so a very factual 112 year old marries a 17 year old will have to do.

slackline · October 29, 2009, 02:09:17 pm

Fattism

Strange "expert" opinion, I don't think its simply what gets put in your mouth, but also the amount of exercise done.

tomtom · October 29, 2009, 02:39:25 pm

it was only a matter of time.... google launches sat nav rival...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8331824.stm

slackline · October 29, 2009, 03:44:17 pm

Should have thought it through a bit more

tomtom · October 29, 2009, 04:02:43 pm

Who loves a KFC?

Some extra protein at this branch if you're lucky...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Business/Kentucky-Fried-Chicken-Being-Prosecuted-After-Cockroaches-And-Mice-Found-In-London-Branch/Article/200910415421848?lpos=Business_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15421848_Kentucky_Fried_Chicken_Being_Prosecuted_After_Cockroaches_And_Mice_Found_In_London_Branch

Still, at this branch at least the staff take personal hygene seriously!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/KFC-Bath-Prank-Three-Girls-Fired-From-California-KFC-After-Bathing-In-Restaurant-Sinks/Article/200812215178233?lpos=World_News_Article_Related_Content_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15178233_KFC_Bath_Prank%3A_Three_Girls_Fired_From_California_KFC_After_Bathing_In_Restaurant_Sinks

Sloper · October 30, 2009, 09:52:34 am

MP didn't fiddle expenses shocker

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/oct/30/tony-mcnulty-i-did-not-fiddle-expenses

Quite correct, more like a chello. (and yes plenty of Tories are guilty of defrauding the system as well)

john horscroft · October 30, 2009, 10:38:27 am

Quote from: Sloper on October 30, 2009, 09:52:34 am

Quite correct, more like a chello. (and yes plenty of Tories are guilty of defrauding the system as well)

A chello??? I fort you wos an edgeycated fella!