I must agree with our Trumpeting friend. Uptowngirl had class, a certain
je ne sais quoi. The ladies (esp Magpie) loved it.
Uptownguru? Pah, sounds like an ego swelling to the verge of bursting. Some pusillanimous attempt to hide the inner workings of a fevered mind.
Nay! A descent into the realms of the common. You have shed the name that made you stand out and have fallen into the cess pool of the common. Shame on you.
